Pun Fun

My teacher who thought sun-bathing made her well-red, graded me average, she was mean to the power hundred. She was once a banker, but after some time lost interest, wanted to be a pilot, her career could take off for the best. She thought to be able to fly high, could be very uplifting, instead she bought a boat, for it was for sail and tempting. She an optimist, her blood type was B-positive, they stated, but the doctor told it was Type-O, the mistake was corrected. Her memory was photographic, but she couldn’t develop it, she was to alter a brain part, changed her mind last minute. When she stole neighbor’s lamps, he couldn’t be more de-lighted, a picturesque girl, she landed in jail, “I was framed”, she asserted. _______________ March, 5, 2023 Contest : Pun Fun Sponsored by : Margarita Lillico