Freaking Poems - Poems about Freaking

Silence, is loud Heads in the cloud Lived life to a point Stopped to smoke a joint Upon the grass so green Reflections of all I have seen Every dream So it would seem Vanish ,before my eye Can't hold on no matter how I try Or cry Words fail Dreams seem frail Is love real Must be nice to feel Silence rings in my ears Giving birth to new fears Lost...

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Yo she’s so freaking hot Imma shoot my shot ‘My name starts with a B and your name starts with a B, quiche 2 O’s in between and they become boobs… just like you have’ Dude you are going at it the wrong way ‘Me, you, my house with my pet rat and some expired cheese and crackers… i...

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I glanced at her nails saw fins and scales Reached for her hair Hmm. Nothing there Took her right hand felt just like sand Looked at her face Is she from outer space Next time I'll not tempt fate and agree to a blind date...

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Freaking me out One day as I looked in the mirror I saw that a third eye had appeared In the middle of my face. It was red, it was huge. I was horrified by its proportions. How could a 59-year-old still have zits upon their face? I felt like a cyclops A monster It certainly did not make me feel pretty A humbling thing,...

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She really wanted to see a ghost…ecstatically excited. She heard this place had plenty, and a spooky atmosphere. She’d have to pinch herself, ready to cheer…elated. She’d spend a romantic weekend there with a freaking-out spouse. He’s a scaredy-cat! He rarely finds anything funny! He stutters. He’s bony. Of course she fibbed to him. A mansion on the cliffs, buried behind...

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I barely know how you bear it, I said to the grapefruit Of course, true to form, she tried to smooth everything out. I was irked because no words arrived to sooth me. Which made her easier to eat, actually – more palpable. Masticating my cereal is never easy these days, especially when the news is on, so I...

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Greenish meadows, stony benches Doves and crows toilet in bunches Huge turnout.. Without fear of baited string bides Flying fishes in lone seasides From hideout.. Tree top squirrels wandered bottom Like torpor kings in their kingdom Free rollout.. Weeds and shoots sprouting from the soil Dormant seeds sensing human spoil They freakout.. Birds and beasts call on us to boo World became a big human zoo In stakeout.....

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Freaking frigid today, wear your woollies Spring's just around the corner, no need for hoodies The promise of warm temps A bunch of outdoor events Serving coffee and cookies and homemade goodies...

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Another freaking cold Canadian day BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay Temps are frigid Reminds me of Brigitte But that's another part of my private dossier...

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Another freaking cold Canadian winter's day BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay Temps are frigid Reminds me of Brigitte But that's another part of my private dossier...

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The freaking cold weather is here again Fillies want to snuggle for a piece of me they yen Have to spread me thin Double my double chin Fillies by the hundreds crowd into my den!...

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90 today, with the humidex should feel like 108 degrees Time to divest ourselves of all clothing, run around creating a breeze Perhaps that's not too great More turmoil it'd create As well as the heat, the girlies would all want a piece...

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Should have known winter ain't done yet What was I thinking we mustn't forget There's still three more weeks Till the end of this streak My big old beano is freakishly upset...

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Another freaking cold Canadian winter's day BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay Temps are frigid Reminds me of Brigitte But that's another part of my private dossier...

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Standing in front of my closet right now Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow Some manly attire That girlies admire Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed...

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