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I glanced at her nails saw fins and scales Reached for her hair Hmm. Nothing there Took her right hand felt just like sand Looked at her face Is she from outer space Next time I'll not tempt fate and agree to a blind date

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Date: 7/3/2022 6:14:00 AM
Thanks for the grin this morning! Very clever. :) Linda
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Date: 7/1/2022 12:09:00 PM
I bet a lot of people have had that experience, good write.
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Date: 7/1/2022 9:23:00 AM
Ooooh. I think that would certainly insure that I'd never go on another one!
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Date: 6/30/2022 10:30:00 PM
You are a very Witty Wolfman….clever and funny GW. Debx
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/1/2022 12:22:00 PM
As Rita Morena sang it in 'West Side Story:' I'm so pretty and witty and wise.' As for me, one out of three ain't too bad!! Thanks, Deb!
Date: 6/30/2022 9:30:00 PM
But could she cook!? Do housework? If she could, then she would be from outer-space. Love it.
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Date: 6/30/2022 9:26:00 PM
Is she an alien or the offspring of a ghoul? So sad.... your date went haywire ! This has brought a giggle in me....!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/1/2022 12:22:00 PM
Giggles are even better than Googles! Keep smiling, Valsa!
Date: 6/30/2022 9:25:00 PM
Ha Ha. Im sure there are many disappointments and stories Gershon many can share... Your comical side is showing up again, keep it up...
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