Short Freaking Poems

Ah, sweet business!
And it's smooth as usual!
I freaking love life....

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Here
Words weep

Forlorn dark chamber 
Poet stools freaking words....

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop parodying this poem
Now seriously freaking stop...

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Crying over spilled milk has never been me,
but I lose my freaking mind when I spill my coffee....

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Haiku cuckhosis
Is the process osmosis
It is freaking nuts.

Just for fun and Chris's contest....

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Cats eye precious thing 
Pet Pussy twinkles in dark 
Mind freaking, no pearl


- October 25, 2018 Chattogram...

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Freaking out,
rolling back is rough and sweaty.
everyone knows it!
all has tried,
KitKat isn't for legends any longer!...

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The freaking lizard
                                 On the fading wall I saw
                                     Reminds me on him....

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eating tacos by the bay 
I didn't have much to say 
a mosquito stung 
he thought I was Fung 
so I yelled, no freaking way! !...

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I don't want anything
It's always some f s
I am tired
And I don't care
F this
You can shove it
I am freaking done
F bs 
F h
Whatever
Can go to h...

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Snow, snow, freaking damn snow
When will it end, sure nobody knows
A pretty mild winter
Now hear me whimper
Enough already, had it up to my nose...

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This freaking world is totally deranged 
Standards are low, we're becoming drained
What has happened
Life has saddened
Worst it's been since sanity reigned>center>...

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Oh dear dear Mr. Sun, where have you gone
The giver of life that returns every dawn
Providing warmth
Outperforms
Every celestial body, but freaking hot thereon...

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Almost finished this 40 page magazine
Some days I feel like a freaking machine
But enjoy it I do
Keeps me outta pooh
I just walk the streets in this heavenly scene...

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Standing in front of my closet right now
Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow
Some manly attire
That girlies admire
Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed...

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Standing in front of my closet right now
Wondering what I should wear, my assets to wow
Some manly attire
That girlies admire
Y'all know how I'm so sexually endowed...

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Another freaking cold Canadian day
BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay
Temps are frigid
Reminds me of Brigitte
But that's another part of my private dossier...

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To her I cannot lie,
because shes every tear I've ever cried.
No matter how hard I try,
these feelings i cannot hide,
sick of this freaking ride,
And this is why,
I stay so confined......

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SCREW THIS LIFE
All I ask is why
And you never freaking reply
All you do is lie
As I freaking cry
So I’m done wit 
This crap I’m
Going to DIE
This is my last 
Mother freaking goodbye...

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Is spring ever freaking well going to arrive
Bloody hell, it's long overdue, sakes alive
Done nothing wrong
Wear clean sarongs
Well sometimes I neglect to powder my thighs...

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Should have known winter ain't done yet
What was I thinking we mustn't forget
There's still three more weeks
Till the end of this streak
My big old beano is freakishly upset...

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Something's more intense than falling in love
It's finding a toilet in a dirty big rush
Like freaking panic
Become totally manic
You let go, PANIC AGAIN as the washroom floods...

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Another freaking cold Canadian winter's day
BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay
Temps are frigid
Reminds me of Brigitte
But that's another part of my private dossier...

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Another freaking cold Canadian winter's day
BUT that glorious warm sun makes it almost okay
Temps are frigid
Reminds me of Brigitte
But that's another part of my private dossier...

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The freaking cold weather is here again
Fillies want to snuggle for a piece of me they yen
Have to spread me thin
Double my double chin
Fillies by the hundreds crowd into my den!...

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