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Fowl Poems - Poems about Fowl

Premium Member fowl alarm
falcon hawk vulture eagle? no matter rooster sounds the alarm chickens scatter clucking up a storm uh-oh I note the red head turkey buzzard something is dead...

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Categories: fowl, bird,
Form: Free verse
Water-Borne
Seen as a collection of spare parts swimming in close formation neither fish nor fowl from a southern hemisphere nation sewn together as if torn asunder the amphibian antipodean from way Down Under is the odd-looking bottom-feeding no muss nor fuss otter-footed beaver-tailed egg-laying duck-billed platypus the males of which are venomous an excellent swimmer whenever it dives it closes its ears nose and eyes altho' a riparian carnivore electroreception is...

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Categories: fowl, animal, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member weird even to us fowl
I have heard of crows and crones But these old geezers are overblown over dressed with suits that squeak beady eyes, scrawny necks, and beak are they from the barnyard then? Their necks all wrinkled to their chin I have heard of crows and crones But these are ugly as crawdad gnomes it’s weird you say that said the chicken they are abnormal roosters,...

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Categories: fowl, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member portmanteau most fowl
portmanteau most fowl conceived of a twisted mind— turducken madness...

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Categories: fowl, food, humorous, imagination, word
Form: Senryu
Premium Member I Didn'T Know That
"I Didn't Know That" I didn’t know that A Be couldn’t sting Or that a Bee was not a B. I’m confused. I didn’t know that I should No better Or that Know was not a No. I’m confused. I didn’t know that A Bare lived in a forest Or that she was Bear Butt Naked. I’m confused. I didn’t know that A Foul was not...

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Categories: fowl, confusion, funny, language, light,
Form: Free verse



Food For Thought
Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decided to ask the cow out to the Stampede, but he was grounded. Caught some fish that was wailing from some a-salt and batterin'. Went to the vineyard...

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Categories: fowl, food, poems, riddle, silly,
Form: Rhyme
She's Chicken and I Love Her
I She's now almost four months old He is at least four months older She is half-sister, sharing a mother So far, she, Kaalnek, somewhat bolder Than her half-brother, somewhat Christian Remains pure, virgin, or I'm no "farmer-observer" II Kaalnek is the bare-necked pet, my Chicken She refuses the advances of Mr. Five He courts so arduosly, like other species Of bird and fowl, clucks...

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Categories: fowl, africa, allegory, bird, identity,
Form: Bio
Kuiken Little - My Own Baby Chicken
I Siblings stolen Why list the nations ills ... Bring Chicken Little home II Kuiken has cage during light Twilight cheeps, louder -- plaintive -- Back in box, quietest baby...

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Categories: fowl, animal, bird, caregiving, creation,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Fowl Mood
duck squawk road block 8/27/2021...

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Categories: fowl, pain,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Guinea Fowl
As I was looking through the window Something caught my eye... A small group of Guinea Fowl Went running by! Their nature is quite humorous. The speed they move is great! I watch with fascination As their next move I anticipate... When I try to take a photograph, Their backs they quickly turn! But with patience and determination A capture I will earn....

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Categories: fowl, bird, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Fowl Language
What is it ‘bout fowl language, makes folks complain the most? It doesn’t seem to faze 10 million chickens...

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Categories: fowl, fun, funny, humor, language,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Smart Fowl
nerdy birdie...

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Categories: fowl, humor,
Form: Footle
Either Owl a Fowl Or Fowl An Owl
can owl be a fowl or a fowl have been an owl who would like to growl could owl be on prowl in search of a beach towel while using right vowel on face wore a scowl hard movement passed through a bowel we could hear him howl...

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Categories: fowl, allegory, allusion, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Fowl News
politics TV bang my head against the wall tyranny of squawk Senryu composed: December 27, 2020...

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Categories: fowl, angst, depression, political, words,
Form: Senryu
Fowl Play
An hen that lost touch with her flock Sought Hickory Dickoree dock But as she flew near Her heart filled with fear Soup Censors deleted the cock...

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Categories: fowl, humor,
Form: Limerick

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