Best Fowl Poems
The Fairest FowlEpitome of ostentatious pride,
the peacock, glorious in regal stride
parades his flowing train of turquoise green.
His crowning glory bursts in bold array,
a mesmerising optical display;
the greatest pageantry there's ever been.
And then begins a courtship of romance
as eyes entice in hypnotising dance
a passing peahen dazzled by the...
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Categories:
fowl, beauty, bird,
Form:
Rhyme
A Guinea Fowla guinea fowl
molting polka dot feathers—
handmade earrings
© February 21, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Juxtaposition Haiku
Sponsored by: Charles Henderson
http://www.honoluluzoo.org/guineafowl.htm...
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Categories:
fowl, animals, nature, on work
Form:
Haiku
Fowl LanguageWhat is it ‘bout fowl language,
makes folks complain the most?
It doesn’t seem to faze
...
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Categories:
fowl, fun, funny, humor, language,
Form:
Rhyme
Afoul of a FowlTime has come for getting tough
For I have now had quite enough
Day-after-day this kid comes 'round
...
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Categories:
fowl, animal, child, humor, light,
Form:
Rhyme
White Feathered Fowlwhite feathered fowl
slathered in black slimy crude
let their cry be ours . . .
For "OIL SPILLED OUT ANGER! /Slam Contest by SKAT*...
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Categories:
fowl, slam
Form:
Haiku
Fowl ThanksgivingThanksgiving? Oh no! Not again!
I meet each one with chagrin
Such rejoicing, good fun
For everyone
Well, ‘cept me … I’m the Turkey, you see....
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Categories:
fowl, funny, hilarious, holiday, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
fowl, animals, life, nature,
Form:
Haiku
A Fowl Smell Tonighta fowl smell tonight
and we turned accusative
huge chicken farms
Dedicated to all the chicken
farms along the interstates....
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Categories:
fowl, travel,
Form:
Haiku
Scowl From a FowlScowl from a Fowl
Everybody had been saying their blessing
Started to eat turkey filled with dressing
Along with some salad and cutup tomatoes
And my favorite which is sweet potatoes.
Ate crisp piece of bread without crumpling
Discovered how much I liked apple dumpling
Which is what we had towards the...
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Categories:
fowl, humorous, thanksgiving,
Form:
Couplet
Categories:
fowl, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Fowl-FoulFoul fowl
I was staggering to the mall,
in my own decrepid way,
When I got accosted by a Shiela,
who shook my hand said ‘hey’,
Busy as a flustered bee,
I brushed her off today,
A parting quip from her it came,
“With rotten breath, I'd not be game,
To...
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Categories:
fowl, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Holy Cow, Oven Nation Gone Fowl Two Cluckthey would dice many a chive
by management me from da dive
apartments in hatfield in close proximity
to the bloody sorry fate
oof a von nee gutt
thar slaughter house five.
mine eyes saw gore...
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Categories:
fowl, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Fowl GamesThe wicked crow stared through my window
Cawed and beckoned with teasing eyes
Letting his beak tap lightly
Soaring through the darkness
Bringing with him Death
To steal a life
Take a soul
Burry
Me...
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Categories:
fowl, death, fantasy,
Form:
Nonet
Guinea FowlAs I was looking through the window
Something caught my eye...
A small group of Guinea Fowl
Went running by!
Their nature is quite humorous.
The speed they move is great!
I watch with fascination
As their next move I anticipate...
When I try to take a photograph,
Their backs they quickly turn!
But with...
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Categories:
fowl, bird, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Fowl Karmahaha...yes no laughing matter mate..."
Chicken Karma" by Peter Duggan
the fowl strikes back ,
a chook attack,
the humans slack,
might get their come uppance,
alack...
and come a crupper,
askance....
love it mate.....
Don
Reply....As ye sow, you get corny,
and reap uncooked forlorn prawnys...
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Categories:
fowl, adventure,
Form:
Ballad