Fat Free Poems - Poems about Fat Free

...LATE IS ALL I ATE... THE SUGAR WOULD MULTIPLY RAPIDLY "ON SCENE" "MIDDLE MEDDLESOME" HARD TO STOMACH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN... THEY SAY AIM TO EAT LEAN! IS AIR "PLANT BASED" "GRASS FED" "FAT FREE"? I DO KNOW IT'S NATURAL! I'LL DINE OUTSIDE AND THANK YOU... IF I COME INSIDE, WHERE WHAT'S TASTY RESIDES, YOU'LL HAVE TO HIDE THE MAPLE, BECAUSE IF I SEE IT ON THE TABLE, I'M GONNA YEA......Read the rest...

...They filled me full of milk so white Semi-skinned,fat free and light The supermarket's, a place real cool Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool In and out of the fridge each day Then,crushe......Read the rest...

...Think I need a cowboy With some fat free ranch Think I’d like to see him Swinging from a branch Reaching out towards me To get all my attention Think I need a cowboy Thought I would just men......Read the rest...

...(Sung To The Song "I Will Always Love You" By Whitney Houston...From the film..The Bodyguard)...(1992) If you do stay You'll be tempting me to your way In the bin you now go I can't risk havi......Read the rest...

...PERSONIFICATION PAINTING Most of the day, Alone on this wall we stay; When the doors open wide Shy colleagues ,behind curtains hide; On view for all for free see Our lives, on show for all to ......Read the rest...

...Easter Egg's Fat Free For 1 Day only 1st April Only joking April Fool And when exactly ? Did Bunny's Start Laying Egg's ? Asked Father Christmas......Read the rest...

...(disclosure: i would rather decide on the form of, "i don't care", but since it isn't on the menu i chose the next best thing): i paid my dues at thirty two and i paid my dues at forty two ......Read the rest...

...They filled me full of milk so white Semi-skinned,fat free and light The supermarket's, a place real cool Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool In and out of the fridge each day Then,crushe......Read the rest...

...No more cheese! By Stanley Russell Harris Poetry Soup Honorable Mentioned. (The mad author) Saw my doctor the other day. Was a routine appointment I say. Well was for me as I’m unwell. Bet......Read the rest...

...blueberries are not an option oversize strawberries, maybe. 16 pack of pop-tarts the workers look worried or weary worn down by the woman who taps on her wrist-watch with her forefinger her......Read the rest...

...DISGUSTING COMMERCIAL As one gets older things begin to sag Belly hangs over, energy lags Better take thought for your health old man Heed this add, start our diet plan Oh, there’s fat-fre......Read the rest...

...What's for dinner? Poor people With no fat on their bones you can eat them and eat them. They're practically fat free I heard they can make you sick. Not if you feed them cheese. One block......Read the rest...

...If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out By Elton Camp Some diets for weight control Fat-free, sugar-free do extol Those who wouldn’t be fat May have to eat a lot of that Bran cereal that tastes like hay An......Read the rest...

...My dog likes the decorations from the Christmas tree, He can eat them without any guilt because they are fat free. He knows which stocking belongs to him and he checks it every day, He check......Read the rest...

...Parmesan-crusted grouper A low country broil Topped with lemon and lime sauce A hint of garlic Brushed with olive oil Cheese to please Yum! *Tasted this at a restaurant and......Read the rest...