Dan Helppi Poet Rhyme

Fat Free

What's for dinner?
Poor people
With no fat on their bones
you can eat them 
and eat them.
They're practically fat free

I heard they can make you sick.
Not if you feed them cheese.
One block of cheese,
and they make a fine commodity.

You sure,
my uncle says ya hafta 
dip em first in powdered milk.

Na, as long as ya feed em cheese
yer good.
Okay, gimmee three.

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Sara Kendrick October 31, 2014 at 9:54 AM Kind of sad..I would never think in those terms but cannibalism does exsist..Thanks for dropping by my page..I was delighted that you were there..Sara Dan Helppi October 31, 2014 at 9:32 PM Sara, It was delightful to be read your poems, the pleasure was mine.

Andrea Dietrich October 30, 2014 at 9:53 PM fave! (I am a bit twisted. Have you seen wAlking Dead? the cannibalism thing was really freaky in that one episode about Bob) Dan Helppi October 30, 2014 at 10:21 PM Have not seen it, maybe soon.

Andrea Dietrich October 30, 2014 at 9:52 PM hahaha. this is awesome dark humor. I really LIKES it. Dan Helppi October 30, 2014 at 10:20 PM Sweet, I glad you do to.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser October 30, 2014 at 8:18 AM frightening!!! Dan Helppi October 30, 2014 at 5:12 PM Yes. Hey, I like the new picture!

Eve Roper October 28, 2014 at 6:15 PM I'm with Brenda, ?. The words sound good, but I would hate to eat Poor People. :) eve Dan Helppi October 28, 2014 at 8:27 PM Dear Eve, I sometimes use sarcasm that maybe only I can see!

Brenda Meier-Hans October 28, 2014 at 10:13 AM Freaky! Dan Helppi October 28, 2014 at 5:59 PM It is almost Halloween dear Brenda!