Short Fat Free Poems

Short Fat Free Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fat Free by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fat Free by length and keyword.


Fat Free Easter Eggs

Easter Egg's 

Fat Free

For 1 Day only

1st April

Only joking 
April Fool

And when exactly ?

Did Bunny's 

Start Laying Egg's ?

Asked

Father Christmas


Twist Your Tongue Fun

FANCY FRANCIE, FREQUENTLY FRANTICALLY
FREES FUNNY FASCINATING FARTS
FROM HER FAT FANNY
IF FRANTICALLY FASCINATING
FAT FREE FARTS ARE FREQUENTLY FUNNY
THEN WHAT MAKES FRANCiES FANNY FANCY








FOR DEBORAH GUZZI TONGUE TWISTERS

Premium Member Greasy Fried Chicken!

give me some fried chicken,
as greasy as grease can be;
with fried taters on the side,
who's worried about fat free?!

give me a breast of chicken,
cooked in gran'ma's lard;
make sure that bird's extra crusty,
'cause i like my chicken hard!

bring on the jalapenos,
so hot i can hardly speak;
now tell mama to call my job,
i'll be sick for at least a week!
Form: Rhyme

Fat Free

What's for dinner?
Poor people
With no fat on their bones
you can eat them 
and eat them.
They're practically fat free

I heard they can make you sick.
Not if you feed them cheese.
One block of cheese,
and they make a fine commodity.

You sure,
my uncle says ya hafta 
dip em first in powdered milk.

Na, as long as ya feed em cheese
yer good.
Okay, gimmee three.
© Dan Helppi  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Parmesan-Crusted Grouper

Parmesan-crusted grouper A low country broil Topped with lemon and lime sauce A hint of garlic Brushed with olive oil Cheese to please Yum!
*Tasted this at a restaurant and now have mastered the recipe. Awesome fat-free way to prepare grouper. Has to be broiled near the bottom of the oven or it will burn before cooking. Entry for Sara’s "Low Country Boil" contest.
Form: Epulaeryu


Premium Member Milk Container Personified

They filled me full of milk so white
Semi-skinned,fat free and light

The supermarket's, a place real cool
Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool

In and out of the fridge each day
Then,crushed in a recycle box,I lay

To the waste tip that week I went
Off to the plastic factory I soon was sent

Instead of rotting in brown earth
In a green revolution,I have rebirth

They filled me full of milk so white.....
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Personification Portrayed

They filled me full of milk so white
Semi-skinned,fat free and light

The supermarket's, a place real cool
Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool

In and out of the fridge each day
Then,crushed in a recycle box,I lay

To the waste tip that week I went
Off to the plastic factory I soon was sent

Instead of rotting in brown earth
In a green revolution,I have rebirth

They filled me full of milk so white........

Premium Member The Dairy-Go-Round

They filled me full of milk so white
Semi-skinned,fat free and light

The supermarket's, a place real cool
Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool

In and out of the fridge each day
Then,crushed in a recycle box,I lay

To the waste tip that week I went
Off to the plastic factory I soon was sent

Instead of rotting in brown earth
In a green revolution,I have rebirth

They filled me full of milk so white........
Form: Couplet

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