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Fat Free
What's for dinner?
Poor people
With no fat on their bones
you can eat them 
and eat them.
They're practically fat free

I heard they can make you sick.
Not if you feed them cheese.
One block of cheese,
and they make a fine commodity.

You sure,
my uncle says ya hafta 
dip em first...

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Categories: fat free, food,
Form: Rhyme
Fat Free Easter Eggs
Easter Egg's 

Fat Free

For 1 Day only

1st April

Only joking 
April Fool

And when exactly ?

Did Bunny's 

Start Laying Egg's ?

Asked

Father Christmas...

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Categories: fat free, 2nd grade, fun,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things