Funny Easter Bunny Poems | Examples
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An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny
He was with his wife Jean
She said- what do you mean?
That's a squirrel that's hopping around, Hunny
The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
where did they come from?
did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog legs?
What’s with the chicks following him?
maybe they’re there on a wild whim
difference in age?
large, I’d wage
but I am not a judge of them.
Then there is the most obvious question
if Easter Bunny is male, concession,
how could he lay an egg
down his long trouser leg?
I think I need a therapy session.
The Easter bunny’s feeling sick
He ate eight boiled eggs for a trick
And cannot stop fartin
His butt end is smartin
The other bunnies took the mick!
Poor bunny said “It isn’t funny
I’ve got excess gas in my tummy
Eating eggs is a curse
And what’s even worse
My rabbit currants have turned runny”
While Easter bunny had a walk
His bunny pals began to talk
They came up with a plan
And saw hardware store Stan
Who fitted Bunny with a cork
When bunny just nibbled on hay
His flatulence soon went away
Long gone is the smell
And bunny is well
To bring chocolate eggs on Sunday
thanks to a friend who smoothly whispered a prompt to me
04/15/22
If you thought killer clowns were fun
Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate
If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful,
You are really going to like CMEB
Come on down, I scream to my neighbor
Don’t be such a chicken.
Get out of that tree!
The traditional Easter bunny,
With ears long and funny.
He hops down the bunny trail,
With the cutest cottontail.
Bringing a basket for all the girls and boys,
Filled with chocolates and toys.
Meeting a friend along the way,
Each and every day.
The beautiful lilies that stay in the living-room,
Knowing the Easter bunny is coming soon.
Parents and children gather round,,
You don't hear a sound.
The Easter bunny hides the eggs and bunnies.
Some of the places are really funny.
Memories with mother and father of old.
The days of friendship are pure gold.
With God's blessings being here,
With days very dear.
Author: Gwen von Erlach Schutz
Easter bunny with ears tall and funny,
Hopping down the the bunny trail,
Meeting with Mrs. Bunny with the cute cottontail,
Bringing Easter baskets filled with colored eggs,
Chocolate eggs and bunnies,
For the parents and children.
The beautiful spring flowers,
Daffodils and daisies.
Memories of creating Easter baskets,
Finding the Easter treats the Easter bunny hid.
Warm spring fresh air, new clothes and presents,
A young person's delight.
Special Easter days with our parents,
Good memories always.
Author:Gwen von Erlach Schutz
Butterfly on An Easter Bunny
Thought that this was kind of funny;
Butterfly being on an Easter Bunny,
In backyard out on green grass;
Me by hope my love would not pass,
Who was always sweet as honey.
Jim Horn
Someone mentioned butterfly
being on an Easter bunny so
wrote this poem
I remember the day my imagination was lost
and my brothers laughed because they thought it so funny;
tears and innocence being the ultimate cost
when they killed, for me, the Easter Bunny.
“You’re too old to believe in all of this stuff;
its time you started acting your age”;
My siblings had decided that I had enough
as they turned over my childhood page.
With chocolate stains on the front of my shirt
and Easter eggs yet to be found,
I did my best to cover up all of the hurt,
hating the truth they were slinging around.
It wasn’t just the end of a childish phase;
It was more than destroying a mere fantasy;
Somewhere in the mist of this confusing haze,
was the realization - they had been lying to me.
It wasn’t just the Easter Bunny they had slain;
It wasn’t just Santa Claus they turned into dust;
Destroyed holiday myths wasn’t the cause of my pain,
it was a loss of faith in those that I trust.
So, be careful when we tell me a tale,
I am skeptical about accepting your truth;
It is a lesson that I learned only too well,
long ago in my forgotten youth.
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money?
Chocolate hats all filled with honey!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
You make me feel, so dog gone funny.
Why do you wear such a great big tummy?
After eating so well on Sunday!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
Our Lord he thanks you,
for being so chummy!
Now he wants to be your buddy!
Easter Poetry-By Kim Robin Edwards
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let s no doudt
step out
and get dress
not look a mess
sit we must do this
get hook
and look
some hats or funny
your my
EASTER BUNNY
It’s time, its here, it’s that time of year
Time for chocolate eggs and a bunny
But look deeper in and ask, is it a sin?
For many do trivialise with a hat that is funny.
The deeper meaning behind, is getting harder to find
Why chocalte eggs are given and eaten just now.
Is there a glut of them? Is there a chocolate laying hen?
Or a chocolate factory that's owning a cow.
Is there a golden rabbit? Did somebody bag it?
This is one thing I do not know.
But what it means to me, is not hard to see
The size of the egg or the rabbit is for show.
As I don't like chocolate bunnies or eggs
I am out to rescue the bunny, hen and cow
But what to do when the rescue is through
I will put on my thinking cap just now
When they are free You can leave it to me
I will find something new to do with them.
As for Easter this year, you need have no fear
The animals will soon all be free
To stop them being abused
And to keep me amused
No clue to the killer of the Easter bunny….
it’s me.
© 21/03/2013
Saw Humpty Dumpty roll down the street
Seemed to be escaping from a color tweak
Into the gutter he fell,
I checked,
Shell seemed to be well
I then heard the heroes in a half shell
Turtle Power!
They picked up Mr. Dumpty and had a pow wow.
I heard something about Ms. Bunny needing a lesson
Apparently egg die is too big a sensation.
Many eggs dipped in liquid,
Feels like a interrogation
They have no beans to spill
Only option they have is faking a thrill
Turtles feel bad and they strike a deal
Wish I'd followed after hearing the news next day
Ms. Bunny, the Turtles, and Mr. Dumpty were to convene
Sadly, Ms. Bunny never made another basket
I believe the heroes in the half shell completed a bad deed
And Mr. Dumpty paid them off with pizza
3/18/2013
A crowded table, all suspended in shock
The sound of the shot dimming to a ‘knock’
Only silence, except for the marching clock
The weapon still smoking; an anonymous glock
WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY?
Loud cries arise from the elongated table,
Jack Frost is shocked, the Tooth Fairy unable
To speak whilst Santa is checking the stable
For clues on the erstwhile maidservant Mable
WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY?
They searched for hours, called in C.S.I,
Panic set in, would the children all cry?
Sandman confirmed the bunny had died
Batman suspected somebody had lied
WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY?
Guests were quizzed, interrogations began
The mystery unfolded when Santa Claus ran,
Grabbing the pies, he tried escaping in a van
But was stopped in his tracks by superman
SANTA KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!
you like hat
easter way its at
they come wide
some wear on the side
and difference too
red white and blue
its style
some or also funny
those
EASTER BUNNY
Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face