Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Poor Easter Bunny

The Easter bunny’s feeling sick
He ate eight boiled eggs for a trick
And cannot stop fartin
His butt end is smartin
The other bunnies took the mick!

Poor bunny said “It isn’t funny
I’ve got excess gas in my tummy
Eating eggs is a curse
And what’s even worse
My rabbit currants have turned runny”

While Easter bunny had a walk
His bunny pals began to talk
They came up with a plan
And saw hardware store Stan
Who fitted Bunny with a cork

When bunny just nibbled on hay
His flatulence soon went away
Long gone is the smell
And bunny is well
To bring chocolate eggs on Sunday

thanks to a friend who smoothly whispered a prompt to me 

04/15/22

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Komal Walimbe May 14, 2022 at 7:27 AM LOL!! This one was so funny, Thanks for sharing laughers and fun here! Great job!:)

Alexis Y. May 3, 2022 at 4:23 PM Lol! Jan, Your friend inspired you to write a good string on Easter. I found it to be so funny as well. Excellent job:-) Alexis

Jennifer Proxenos May 2, 2022 at 7:19 AM This is so cute, a lovable Easter Bunny tale that children will love and laugh and look forward to his visit and the yummy chocolate eggs he will bring. Adults too mind you! Well penned. I see below you were unwell, hope you are hundreds now! Hugs and blessings. Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf April 28, 2022 at 11:17 AM Poor Easter Bunny! He only heard the part not eating the yellow or the brown snow. (Applies to eggs, as well)... Better remind him again come Yuletide though. Peace, Gershon

Jack Horne April 27, 2022 at 6:55 AM LOL, I'm glad that bunny didn't visit us! Hope you had a great Easter & that you're all feeling better now, my friend x

Kim Rodrigues April 21, 2022 at 4:46 AM Too funny! “Relieved” that the bunny made good.

Mike Gentile April 19, 2022 at 6:57 AM Not sure about those chocolate eggs Jan!!! Good pone Jan, glad he is feeling better!!! Happy Tuesday xxoo

Rico Leffanta April 16, 2022 at 11:15 AM Thoroughly enjoyed although hay creates very smelly farts! Happy Easter! Aloha!

Tania Kitchin April 16, 2022 at 7:27 AM Ha ha, cute and hilarious limericks Jan! hugs

Victor Buhagiar April 16, 2022 at 2:14 AM Fabulous limericks. Enjoyed them.

L Milton Hankins April 15, 2022 at 2:27 PM Oh, Jan, this is precious! I like the idea, the rhymes, the flow. It's the perfect Easter Bunny poem, as far as I'm concerned.