Ditty Poems - Poems about Ditty

I'ma gonna wake up, at the brink of dawn Drink some coffee, throw my blue jeans on The little red rooster is my alarm Cock-a-doodle doodling on my farm I'ma gonna water, all of my crops Especially, my barley and hops Then I'll roll up, a bunch of bales of hay Where the goats...

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Seals and fishes make wishes - large and small. Bees and beetles are so leetle - they're not big at all....

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I ran downstairs to play musical chairs - how I do recall! I kept repeating changing seating 'til there were none at all....

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A ditty to my titty There you are upon my chest You used to be the boob I loved best But now all you do is cause me grief I just need a moments relief But you would rather swell and cause me pain Make my skin itch again and again This journey so far , has been too long I’m starting to...

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My get up and go Got up and went, I’m repenting my sins For wasted days I have spent. It’s ok for me to not show up Though I hate letting people down, Would you rather I ‘had a face on’ Or laugh whilst wearing a frown? Without sounding selfish And I’m sure you agree, It’s good being You But I prefer being ME!!...

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No longer will l sin Treat my temple like a bin Shoving all and sundry in So l will bear and grin Take it on the chin To be happy in my skin Be healthy within No more biscuits from the tin Against the bulge l will win Today l will begin To do and feel better!...

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They were pushed by the October winds Ghosts on a fine swing, numbering three. Singing a ditty they had learned With a wee ditty, wee ditty, wee ditty, wee One of them with a glass eye Another with a head that was swollen Then there was the boss, named Cy He was the one who thought he was golden Their ditty...

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You're extremely attractive This much is true A bouquet of flowers Has nothing on you Admittedly fawning I plead guilty of But I really can't help it I'm so much in love...

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I’ve got a little ditty, And it’s stuck in my head, And it wants to come out right now. It’s made me aware That it wants to get some air; Gonna make it to the surface somehow. What bothers me the most Is that I’ve been diagnosed, And they said there wasn’t anything there. I’ve been singing to the wife, And she can’t for her...

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A morning song ‘Tis brought along By time spent with my pretty So now I hum The whole day long A happy little ditty ...

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the dawn is breaking cardinal tweets wake-up song ~ humanity yawns Date written: 01/27/2022...

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I once met an psychic Gypsy Who warned me not to get tipsy I always got drunk But who would have thunk I'd end up in Mrs. Shipsea* *Mississippi?...

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When kittens get religion We could call it Catechism....

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A knight in shining armour Happened to meet an old flame So its waffles for breakfast And that is a crying shame!...

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There was a girl called Polly Esther, the fastest girl from downtown Leicester. Pre-packaged food was her sole fare, For healthy meals she had no care. In the tum for food there's room. There plastic wrappings end in doom...

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