Wee Witty Ditty

I once met an psychic Gypsy
Who warned me not to get tipsy
I always got drunk
But who would have thunk
I'd end up in Mrs. Shipsea*

*Mississippi?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Laurie Avatar
June 19, 2021 at 5:46 PM
Hello Rico … did you try to drink Mrs Shipsea dry too - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Kaufman Avatar
June 19, 2021 at 7:39 AM
oh my lol..great one
Lawrence Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 3:30 PM
Rico, Excellent and hysterical ! There are no limits to your imagination ! Susan xx
Y. Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 9:00 AM
Lol! Rico, I laughed out loud with this one;-)Alexis
Canerdy Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 6:04 AM
If you end up in Mississippi, we'll grin at you and say, "How you doin' today?" LOL! Exceptional limerick, Rico. "Mississippi"--spoken by a really drunk person--probably would sound just like that--so clever! Janice
Leffanta Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 9:56 AM
Thank you, Janice! Aloha! Rico
Wolf Avatar
June 16, 2021 at 7:48 PM
One of your best, I think, Rico. Nishe sheeing yr limericksh. ~ gw
Faulkner Avatar
June 16, 2021 at 6:51 PM
Now spell it - backwards! (btw, love your new avatar!)
Leffanta Avatar
June 18, 2021 at 9:55 AM
Mahalo! 'Auku'u (aka Black-crowned Night Heron) is an endemic but Threatened Species in Hawai'i. I do not know how they can swallow a needlefish head first and avoid injury, but this one managed to stab the heron's neck before the plunge.
Buehler Avatar
June 16, 2021 at 5:15 PM
Ha, ha! So clever and fun, Rico. :)
Bauer Avatar
June 16, 2021 at 2:19 PM
witty it is for sure, rico! thanks for the grin...
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June 16, 2021 at 11:15 AM
Lol thanks for the note, I was wondering who she was. Tom
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