Johnny Depp
Johnny Depp had a stonking step
That caused shiver like a strep
Once a pirate, captain of the black pearl
His charm caused his fans to twirl
ABCD Clerihew Poetry Contest
2nd place
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Categories:
depp, appreciation,
Form: Clerihew
Depp Depth
Johnny Depp was playing a role
That his wife would never console
He took her to court
And will not abort
'til one or both are on the dole!
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Categories:
depp, humor,
Form: Limerick
Hanging Out With the Head of Johnny Depp
Standing on a busy street corner
When a limo pulls up next to me
Out pops the head of Johnny Depp
(Not the body mind you, just the head)
And asks where's the nearest Dairy Queen
Not one to miss an opportunity
I blurted out I'll show you the way
So that's how the head of "The Depp" and I
Spent time together
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Categories:
depp, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Johnny Depp
Matilda was two when her dad passed away,
from a drug overdose on that fateful day.
Heath Ledger's love child had no certain fate,
Things moved too fast as he lay intestate.
What's to become of this child left behind
Ledger's father a thief or could he be kind?
As the media frenzy continued to soar
Ledgers friend stepped up
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Categories:
depp, film, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Johnny Depp Wrapped In Chocolate Would Be Heaven Sent
~~Johnny Depp Wrapped in ChocolateThat Would Be Heaven Sent~~
Bonjour môn amies a ballade to write, will be my fait accompli
The trials of a woman to bring love - in a village that did not play.
An alluring female chocolatier opens a choclaterie-e
Hated by the Mayor she wished her plans she never did lay
Ooh la la
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Categories:
depp, funny, woman, heaven, chocolate,
Form: Ballade
Johnny Depp
My favorite actor I can easily say would have to be Johnny Depp,
When he has a new movie coming out, it puts a spring in my step;
My husband thinks that he’s insane, but that adds to his allure,
Has there ever been another actor that can play in rolls so obscure;
Take Edward Scissorhands for example, who
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Categories:
depp, dedication, funny, peoplehusband, husband,
Form: Couplet