Decorating Poems - Poems about Decorating

Ruby Tuesday

"It's RUBY TUESDAY night" declared Charlie.
Why do yer call it that when it's ruby murray for curry?" retorts Steve.
"It's coz we 'ave it on Tuesdays that's why mate" replies Charlie.
Steve shakes his head "But Charlie, we do 'ave it on Saturday nights too." 
Charlie laughs."Last one your ANGIE cooked, my guts felt like WILD HORSES

Holiday Limericks

Poor Mrs.Lotty became so confused,
But because of her age she's excused.
She adores decorating.
But what she is creating,
Has the neighborhood somewhat amused.

On Halloween she put up her trèe.
There were ghosts in the nativity!
Santa wore a pilgrim hat,
The tree topper was a bat!
None could fault her creativity.

The wreath made of fall leaves on the door,
Was decked out

all we need now

Would you like seeing swan lake on a cake?
I did not understand and quickly said “no.”
The icing looked like a frozen reflective lake.
Now all we need is a ballerina and snow

goldfish decorating contest

Goldfish were in a decorating contest this week
They painted their scales in patterns that peek
Outdoing each other in swirls, lines, shapes and dots.
I saw them as far away as twelve hundred knots.

decorating a Christmas Cat

we decorated the living room, bathrooms, bedrooms and TV
Threw tinsel on the ceiling, decorated the toilet with pure glee.
Christmas comes but once a year, so we do it up the best we can.
The cat was hiding from the festivities behind a big blue fan.

“There he is!” a grandchild cried, and the chase was on.
They chased

Decorating For Christmas

It's the second week of December.
Christmas of course is my first thought
and the cards I should be writing instead of this.
Unwrapped gifts are over-running the closet
so I can't find my shoes.

I must get out my Santa collection, 
my grandson has asked twice already 
remembering some from last year that I don't.
He keeps re-arranging my display

Decorating Outside

In front the house
Two big Maple Trees stand out
Suddenly an idea

Decorate both trees
Lights were wand around the trees
Instead of doing bushes

Decorating the Bare Trees Outside

in front of the house
two big Maple trees stand out
suddenly an idea

decorate both trees
lights were wand around both trees
instead of doing bushes

Rescue Me From Boughs of Folly - a Parody

Rescue me from boughs of folly
Tra la la la la, such misery
‘Tis the time to make most jolly
Tra la la la, la, it’s blizzardly.
Heavy coats and boots we’re wearin’
Tra la la la la, la … la, la, la!
Department Santas, they’s a-swearin’
Tra la la la la … la, la, la, la!

Why can’t I find all the

The Fireflies

That night we went to the Selangor River
We saw a lot of fireflies on the bushes
Amidst the far stretched deep darkness
Like the many bulbs on the Christmas trees
While one or two rested on the water 
Drifting along happily with the river 
One flew into our boat 
Making us stayed starkly silent
As silent as the darkness

Twas Christmas 2002

‘Twas December, two thousand two;
Christmas, of course, and my main thought -
Decking the halls on Tye Avenue.

With a broken leg, I’m in a stew,  
my house, the only bare spot.
‘Twas December, two thousand two.

Grandkids, my volunteer work crew,
tied my heart in a granny knot.  
decking the halls on Tye Avenue.

Porch lights strung, manger

Decorating the Home For Christmas

On the fireplace floor spread
One wooden tree Santa and deer
The top of the mantel stands
Four nutcrackers one very tall
Two are the same height short
Lights placed on the bottom lit4e

A Christmas tree decorated 
From top to bottom 
With lights red and white
then red and green balls
Two red bids are hung
Followed by white beads
   

Polka Dots Stripes and Flowers

1967.
My twin and I were allowed to choose paints
and wallpapers for our joint room. 
I insisted on stripes and polka dots.
My sister wanted old-fashioned flowers.
Our mother settled it.
One wall each and one plain wall.
In lavenders, purples and turquoise.
Setting a new trend in small town Iowa.
The next year empire waist dresses came out
With polka dotted bodices

Decorating the House Outside

Before the snow  spreads
Or it gets colder outside
Everyone decides to trim
Their homes on the outside
If they have bushes lights 
would be put onto bushes
Or a bare tree dressed in 
colorful lights
Some lights would be red-
green,white,blue
Others would be red, green
All on a bare naked tree
These lights would be shinning
All houses on the street
Decorated in their

Tv Decorating Shows

Everyone oohing and ahhing over another blah house
Decorated so wonderfully. What? Are you kidding? Nothing special.
Boring at best. Blah. Tans and browns.  Excuse me. Apricot and almonds.
Sheesh!  

Decorating. A multi-million dollar business.  Every house the same as the last five.
I cannot ooh or awe.  I sit in disbelief that people are

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