Danged Poems - Poems about Danged

...He has a tendency to listen to no one A proclivity to overreact, he is not fun His ideas lean toward the conservation realm Has propensity to look danged stubborn on film......

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...He has a tendency to listen to no one A proclivity to overreact, he is not fun His ideas lean toward the conservation realm Has propensity to look danged stubborn on film......

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... Kirk: "Spock, is it possible McCoy is somehow being controlled by an alien presence?" Spock: "Curiously, I have long believed that McCoy was..." Kirk: "Not now Spock! Sheesh. Sulu, get McCoy up......

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...Grumpy Gray was not afraid of judgement day He groused and griped and sullenly made his way He had been a church goer, had missed no Sunday What have you done for others? Peter asked Mr Gray I ......

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...I am leaving work today at one. To meet granddaughter and have some fun. We will shop and eat and act so danged young! I sing from a rooftop using my biggest lung. Molly graduates on Saturday. ......

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...When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair, He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares. But the pieman glared at him and hissed, "Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist!......

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...This is the story of the frog, the bee, the spider and the mouse They decided to become roommates and purchase a small house. First the bee got kicked out, and he began to grouse They are unfair t......

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...My husband forced me to interview his new secretary. Because I can type? I was furiously opposed. Be professional he said, which is not in my vocabulary. So here she was, sitting across from me. ......

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...Grandpa’s barn held many secrets We were cautioned to never open the boxes out there We figured there were skulls and bodies in them. When we were six we opened some Found report cards but did ......

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...We have fed, wooed, wined and dined a stray dog for two days. My husband Joe, who is a sucker for dogs, named him Brownie. This stray, Brownie loved our dog Buddy and Buddy loved him. Buddy kept i......

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...Dotcom was not in the mood for company to come in He was trying to balance the books with paper and pen Here is a pencil his owner said; her name was Sue. She could not balance her checkbook at fo......

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...I could not stop playing four casino Quartermania machines in Vegas. Totally exasperated with me was my sixteen-year-old daughter, Mavis. At two a.m. I was dancing between them singing a song I mad......

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...I could not stop playing four casino Quartermania machines in Vegas. Totally exasperated with me was my sixteen-year-old daughter, Mavis. At two a.m. I was dancing between them singing a song I mad......

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...John Holmes is dead, but I have heard it said, He used to walk the nude beach getting tanned, He'd shoot the crowd a moon, Then amble 'cross each dune, Behind him leaving three tracks in ......

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...there once was a sad mollusk named earl who always lived in constant peril when someone swam too close by and flipped sand in his eye he was forced to make a danged pearl......

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