Danged Poems - Poems about Danged

...Grumpy Gray was not afraid of judgement day He groused and griped and sullenly made his way He had been a church goer, had missed no Sunday What have you done for others? Peter asked Mr Gray I ......Read the rest...

...I am leaving work today at one. To meet granddaughter and have some fun. We will shop and eat and act so danged young! I sing from a rooftop using my biggest lung. Molly graduates on Saturday. ......Read the rest...

...When Simple Simon met the pieman going to the fair, He thought the guy an easy mark he could con out of his wares. But the pieman glared at him and hissed, "Bub, I ain't no danged pie-lanthropist!......Read the rest...

...This is the story of the frog, the bee, the spider and the mouse They decided to become roommates and purchase a small house. First the bee got kicked out, and he began to grouse They are unfair t......Read the rest...

...My husband forced me to interview his new secretary. Because I can type? I was furiously opposed. Be professional he said, which is not in my vocabulary. So here she was, sitting across from me. ......Read the rest...

...Grandpa’s barn held many secrets We were cautioned to never open the boxes out there We figured there were skulls and bodies in them. When we were six we opened some Found report cards but did ......Read the rest...

...We have fed, wooed, wined and dined a stray dog for two days. My husband Joe, who is a sucker for dogs, named him Brownie. This stray, Brownie loved our dog Buddy and Buddy loved him. Buddy kept i......Read the rest...

...Dotcom was not in the mood for company to come in He was trying to balance the books with paper and pen Here is a pencil his owner said; her name was Sue. She could not balance her checkbook at fo......Read the rest...

...I could not stop playing four casino Quartermania machines in Vegas. Totally exasperated with me was my sixteen-year-old daughter, Mavis. At two a.m. I was dancing between them singing a song I mad......Read the rest...

...I could not stop playing four casino Quartermania machines in Vegas. Totally exasperated with me was my sixteen-year-old daughter, Mavis. At two a.m. I was dancing between them singing a song I mad......Read the rest...

...John Holmes is dead, but I have heard it said, He used to walk the nude beach getting tanned, He'd shoot the crowd a moon, Then amble 'cross each dune, Behind him leaving three tracks in ......Read the rest...

...there once was a sad mollusk named earl who always lived in constant peril when someone swam too close by and flipped sand in his eye he was forced to make a danged pearl......Read the rest...

...Mum says I got To eat these Danged ole peas No matter how I beg And say please I still got to eat Dem danged ole peas So I shoves Some on the floor Flipped a few Out the door Gave a bun......Read the rest...

...Alone in the dungeon, I am furious with the them’s, the they’s, the experts, the teacher, my cousin, the snitch, my classmates, and especially my parents for they are the ones who ruined things for m......Read the rest...

...Yesterday So understated Yet necessary as a stair step Toward the best day of your life Unless you have already had it. Which would be So Danged De Press Ing Because that would Mean tha......Read the rest...