Best Danged Poems
Below are the all-time best Danged poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of danged poems written by PoetrySoup members
Thwarting the BulliesShelly said that Darlene said that
Tina said that you are an ignorant fool.
So?
Jinny said that Zinna was rolling her eyes at you.
Farina said you have...
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Categories:
danged, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Free verse
My Pickup Truck(song lyrics)
Verse 1:
Now I can’t go fishin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my rod and reel
Can’t go snow-racin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my snowmobile
And I got flaws -...
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Categories:
danged, anger, conflict, fun, funny,
Form:
Lyric
A Tree's BlogGeorge and his stupid acorns.
He has no sense of boundaries--
danged things falling on my head.
And Celia. She thinks she's all that
with her new clothes: red,...
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Categories:
danged, funny, humorous, tree,
Form:
Prose Poetry
I Got No ShameI’ma tell you folks a story
It’s all of it strait true-
It’s my story
‘bout why I’s singin’ the blues…
I awoke on a morning
Bright and shiny, night...
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Categories:
danged, funny, identity, music,
Form:
Lyric
Chickens Have Rights TooWell, I read in the paper today that Senator Feinstein has again gone berserk!
With the plethora of problems we have, she wants to give chickens...
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Categories:
danged, funny, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Atlantis RisesATLANTIS RISES
After 7000 years old Atlantis alluva sudden come up yesterday
Popped up – skinny end first – like...
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Categories:
danged, funny, old, old,
Form:
Narrative
All Droned OutA bunch of paparazzi came into town, with new toys, and an added crew.
Yes, we were now to meet the technological ages, latest break through!
We...
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Categories:
danged, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Cap'N and the Wench -Part the Fourth-
Cap'n & the Wench *part the fourth*
Says the Wench t'the Cap'n "Me thinks I'll 'ave me some White Lightnin' "
So says the Cap'n...
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Categories:
danged, adventure, mystery, passion, romance,
Form:
Ballad
Cap'N and the Wench -Part the Third-
Cap'n & the Wench *part the third*
Says the Wench t'the Cap'n "Me thinks I'll have me a Gin!"
So says the Cap'n t'the Wench...
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Categories:
danged, adventureme,
Form:
Ballad
Cap'N and the Wench -Part the Second-
Cap'n & the Wench *part the second*
Says the Wench to the Cap'n "I thinks I'll have Me a Tequila!"
So says the Cap'n to the...
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Categories:
danged, adventure, girlfriend-boyfriend, sea, me,
Form:
Ballad
Cap'N and the Wench -Part the First-
"Cap'n & the Wench" *part the first*
Says the Wench to the Cap'n "I thinks I'll have Me a Beer!"
So says the Cap'n...
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Categories:
danged, adventure, girlfriend-boyfriend, passion, romance,
Form:
Ballad
Dandelions Oh MyWe big, tough, well-thinking male bearberries blew and we snarled and we spouted and we blew.
But those danged dandelions obstinately kept their tops on, no...
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Categories:
danged, earth, earth day, fantasy,
Form:
Free verse
MosesMoses led the Israelites up out of Egypt through the desert to the Promised Land.
He hesitated but God roared, "Mo, you the...
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Categories:
danged, funny, religion,
Form:
Clerihew
The Strange Story of John Critchen's Big White“Long time na see Jim”
“Yip Long time na see Jake”
“D’ja see?”
“What?”
“John Critchuns ‘n that danged Big...
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Categories:
danged, animals, death, mysterytime, cat,
Form:
Narrative
Morbid FacinationI can't stop these fecking images
I can't top the excitement they bring
I don't go looking for them
It's all the god danged TV sings
It's all that's...
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Categories:
danged, america, life,
Form:
Lyric