Crewe Poems - Poems about Crewe

Molly McEwe

...A young sheep we’ll call Molly McEwe
she lived in a field outside Crewe,
no surprise, her mother did too.
Though her father she never knew;
he came in a truck, tupped a few,
then driven to pastu...

Categories: crewe, farm, fun,
Form: Monorhyme

If You're Ever in Crewe

...There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were both using the loo


*I wrote this p...

Categories: crewe, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Meeting a Friend

...Meeting after all this time
Is such a wonderful surprise.
Meeting after so many years
Chased tears into my eyes.
Although you have cut your hair
And lost a pound or two,
I recognised you instan...

Categories: crewe, best friend, betrayal, celebration,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

In the Poop

...I knew a young man from Crewe
Who's favorite meal was a stew
Though he became chagrined
As he'd often break wind
And sometimes would follow through.

His wife cried you are obscene
And the noi...

Categories: crewe, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Retail Game

...There’s a place in never never land
Where shopping centres go
Every single night to replace 
The goods they have on show
You’ll never see them travelling 
'Cos they go through hyper-space
And s...

Categories: crewe, business, humor, imagination, mystery,
Form: Rhyme

Beyond Reasonable Doubt

...
 Bang! Bang! Who shot and killed
   Jeanette and Harvey Crewe?
 By whose hand was their blood spilled?
   The cops they surely knew.
 Two fatal shots rang out that day
   and to a grisly m...

Categories: crewe, murder, mystery,
Form: Rhyme

Billy and Lillie

...
"La De Dah" and "Lucky Ladybug" were hit songs that were great.
Both recordings were released to the public in 1958.
These ditties had cute lyrics and a fine melody.
The artists were a d...

Categories: crewe, music, tribute,
Form: Rhyme

Being On Track

...I went on to Birmingham
and you went on to Crewe.
Soon you married Cedric,
and I wed Mary Lu.

Was I beneath your station?
To me the truth is plain.
Our chosen destination
brings manifold in ...

Categories: crewe, break up, farewell, travel,
Form: Rhyme

My Kind of Town

...The Cheshire set are quiet upset
But me I'm over the moon.
As Crewe is within their realm.
But It's my natural domain.
An industrial town of some renown. 
Famous as my birth place !.
But it's a...

Categories: crewe, fun,
Form: Free verse

Crewe One Line Comp

...Where the railway lines converge and england waits...

Categories: crewe, fun,
Form: Free verse

It's All Change At Crewe

...It's all change at Crewe
Rollermakers flattened while riding Crewe's roller-coaster 
The tea factory now shipping booze to the nation 
chester barrie  gone from cutting suits and is now selling fl...

Categories: crewe, fun,
Form: Free verse

Trip To the Park

...I walk up the promenade franked by the flowers 
Seas of Marigolds with Alyssum waves  
An ocean of daffodils and a bluebell wood too
Manicured lawns and beautiful trees 
A cafe selling ice cream ...

Categories: crewe, environment, daffodils,
Form: Free verse

Old Lady From Crewe

...The was an old lady from Crewe
That was all of a ditherydoo
She had hidden her dentures
Forgot where cos she has dementia
Now has trouble eating her stew...

Categories: crewe, funny,
Form: Limerick