Crewe Poems - Poems about Crewe

...A young sheep we’ll call Molly McEwe she lived in a field outside Crewe, no surprise, her mother did too. Though her father she never knew; he came in a truck, tupped a few, then driven to pastu......

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...There was a young woman from Crewe So drunk that she puked in her shoe The old biddy who saw Dropped her mouth down in awe For they were both using the loo *I wrote this p......

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...Meeting after all this time Is such a wonderful surprise. Meeting after so many years Chased tears into my eyes. Although you have cut your hair And lost a pound or two, I recognised you instan......

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...I knew a young man from Crewe Who's favorite meal was a stew Though he became chagrined As he'd often break wind And sometimes would follow through. His wife cried you are obscene And the noi......

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...There’s a place in never never land Where shopping centres go Every single night to replace The goods they have on show You’ll never see them travelling 'Cos they go through hyper-space And s......

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... Bang! Bang! Who shot and killed Jeanette and Harvey Crewe? By whose hand was their blood spilled? The cops they surely knew. Two fatal shots rang out that day and to a grisly m......

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... "La De Dah" and "Lucky Ladybug" were hit songs that were great. Both recordings were released to the public in 1958. These ditties had cute lyrics and a fine melody. The artists were a d......

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...I went on to Birmingham and you went on to Crewe. Soon you married Cedric, and I wed Mary Lu. Was I beneath your station? To me the truth is plain. Our chosen destination brings manifold in ......

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...The Cheshire set are quiet upset But me I'm over the moon. As Crewe is within their realm. But It's my natural domain. An industrial town of some renown. Famous as my birth place !. But it's a......

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...Where the railway lines converge and england waits......

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...It's all change at Crewe Rollermakers flattened while riding Crewe's roller-coaster The tea factory now shipping booze to the nation chester barrie gone from cutting suits and is now selling fl......

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...I walk up the promenade franked by the flowers Seas of Marigolds with Alyssum waves An ocean of daffodils and a bluebell wood too Manicured lawns and beautiful trees A cafe selling ice cream ......

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...The was an old lady from Crewe That was all of a ditherydoo She had hidden her dentures Forgot where cos she has dementia Now has trouble eating her stew......

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