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If You're Ever in Crewe

There was a young woman from Crewe So drunk that she puked in her shoe The old biddy who saw Dropped her mouth down in awe For they were both using the loo *I wrote this poem on January 6, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 6 and the prompt was: “There was a young woman from Crewe…”

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Suzette Richards

Date: 1/21/2024 10:13:00 AM

I spluttered my tea. Thanks for the laugh, Courtney - I needed that. :)

Jan Allison

Date: 1/20/2024 3:02:00 PM

ha ha ha - hilarious - I love limericks (probably written over 500 of this form lo) and this is a fab example:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/21/2024 11:08:00 AM

lol thanks Courtney I adore the limerick form and have many in my 'A giggle a day... can chase the blues away' book, in fact the beavering away poem is in it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Courtney Hubbert
Date: 1/20/2024 5:57:00 PM

Thank you love. What a beautiful message to read tonight. Made me smile. Your limerick, "Beavering Away" is pure genius.