Crackerjack Poems - Poems about Crackerjack

Sexually explicit meme more real day

...Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously, 
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head 
to gnarly nails of 
(this ...

Dilly Pippin

...Dilly Pippin was a crackerjack
Landed on his feet, never his front or back
Humdinger of a guy, super handy
A lollapalooza, a true Jim-Dandy...

Flower Footles

...A Rose
Most chose

A Lily
So frilly

A Peony
Bee honey

A Hibiscus
Bloom discus

A Lilac
Purple crackerjack

A Daffodil
Yellow thrill

A Wave Petunia
Will rave Ah

A Begonia
So ...

Beanbag Baseball

...
elderly people        some
         with walkers or canes,
teams opposite each other,
       smiling nervously
 on one side all blue shirts (mostly all)
          on the other    green shirts
...

My Heart Will Still Go On

...MY HEART WILL STILL GO ON
You can hit me with your words
Kill me with your eyes
Make me trip with your gaze
Melt my heart with your stare
Make my heart skip a beat with your glance
Make me fall...

Memorial Day May 29th, 2023

...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick 
regarding how yesterdays 
prurient laced introductions 
to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows.

Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further,
I inject ...

What Language Is This

...that was a crackerjack
a dandy
a pippen
a doozy
a corker
a whale
grandson stared at his elderly grandfather
having no idea what language he was speaking...

Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 Hours

...Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior 
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women, 
based upon a charact...

Cracker Jack Pop Tarts

...You have not had a pop tart until you have had a crackerjack pop tart.
I had never heard of them, but I am game for everything.
What is the difference?

They do a high dive out of the toaster and...

Mighty Big Ben

...A big "if"
get a whiff
Me? zero.
my hero...

Ben Franklin
wise statesman
scientist
columnist.

Ben's passwords -
Poor Richard's
crackerjack
almanack.

Did Silence
Dogood sense
women'...

Crackjack of a Man

...Joe
wonder
jimdandy
a crackerjack
man...

A Band Donned Around Ring Finger of Left Hand

...A band donned... Around ring finger of left hand

Yes folks (meaning,
whomever espies these lines) alas and alack
I attest thy spouse located future heirloom -
while tentatively asleep in her bi...

I Did Not Know Kids Could Die

...Billy left for a little league game. I was coming later with Mom.
Dad was out of town on business.
We got the call before we left the house.
An emergency. Mom left me at the neighbors, ran out cry...

The Day My Life Went Tipsy

...The day my life went tipsy, weak-kneed and rosy, I met a boyish-man. He had a sidewinder-‘stache and I suddenly fell for a hairy man. Tickled lips like those propose suddenly to a starry-eyed sailor ...

Samuel Seymour 1956

...SAMUEL SEYMOUR 1956

Concern for the man who fell out of the box, 
says this crackerjack kid, “someone help him.”
Only five years old, Samuel Seymour
would be the last surviving witness,
nine d...

• Short Crackerjack Poems
• Famous Crackerjack Poems
• Best Crackerjack Poems
• Read Crackerjack Poems
• Long Crackerjack Poems
• Crackerjack Quotes