Best Crackerjack Poems

Probably think something's out of whack
Truth is, some quite important genes I do lack
Like the basic ability
To perform with sensitivity
Look in the mirror, see a...

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"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star...

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Weddings used to be solemn.
Reverent.
No one spoke as they entered the church.
It was like a funeral only less flowers.
Super respectful air of silence.
Solemn occasion.
We took...

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Billy left for a little league game. I was coming later with Mom.
Dad was out of town on business.
We got the call before we left...

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Penny for the Guy
Penny for the Guy
Please mister 
Penny for the Guy

Nov 5th is close
Still need to finish the guy
Pa’s old clothes, 
Pants, button up...

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B ats balls bases shaped like a diamond 
A merica's favorite past-time being played 
S luggers hitting those home runs 
E ating hotdogs peanuts and...

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Down the lane in the summer sun-
that's where I long to go;
down where the trees bend low with shade 
and the creek widens and slows.

Down...

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Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior 
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women, 
based upon a...

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Knick Knack Paddy Whack
Can’t take back a wisecrack
If you wanna be a crackerjack
Earn a greenback from blackjack

Gotta buyback your backpack
Need to blister pack your flapjacks
Evident...

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In the recesses of my mind,                   ...

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Near water’s edge in evening, a young man
sits on a wooden bench, well-weathered, well worn,
his weary eyes amist.  He’ll one day plan
to bring his...

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Bill and Ben the flower pot men 
The Clangers and a soup dragon
Bungle and Jeffery and a Rainbow in the sky
Crackerjack, Banana splits go wild...

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On (Payday) Mr. Good-bar got a (100 Grand) 
and took Maryjane Out on a date.
He picks her up in his (Grand Ferrero Roche.)
With the (Oreo)...

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that was a crackerjack
a dandy
a pippen
a doozy
a corker
a whale
grandson stared at his elderly grandfather
having no idea what language he was speaking...

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Riding on a rocket
Towards the stars
One is the brightest of them all
Let's call it the sparkler
The masterchief of the partyhosts
The crackerjack banging the wall
It's making...

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