Best Crackerjack Poems

Probably think something's out of whack
Truth is, some quite important genes I do lack
Like the basic ability
To perform with sensitivity
Look in the mirror, see a real crackerjack!...

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On (Payday) Mr. Good-bar got a (100 Grand) 
and took Maryjane Out on a date.
He picks her up in his (Grand Ferrero Roche.)
With the (Oreo) double stuffed chocolate wheel covers.
Maryjane wearing a Fluffy Stuff cotton Candy pink mini,
white jellybean necklace, and 
Showing off her (Sour...

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