Cracker Jack Pop Tarts

You have not had a pop tart until you have had a crackerjack pop tart. I had never heard of them, but I am game for everything. What is the difference? They do a high dive out of the toaster and land on your refrigerator. Do a mean tango, dancing so hard they put marks in your ice machine. I want to see this I told her, but at your house. Oh, no, she said. I will not have them back. They tore down the chandelier the last time.