Clip Poems - Poems about Clip

Have any of you seen the YouTube clip where you can darken labels on Amazon packages with a lighter

….
Not of importance
But Amazon now have a new department
dealing with customers who set fire to their own packages

Clip Rhyme

See the lashing of the Singer,
I think he's angry at the sindlinger.

He finds it hard to see the awful,
Overshadowed by the gloomy belgian waffle.

Who is that wavering near the horrible?
I think she'd like to eat the orabelle.

She is but a terrible Motherland,
Admired as she sits upon a reprimand.

Her lifeless car is just a dreadful,
It needs

Pen Disguised As a Hair Clip

Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my head
The clutched one tumbled from hair as I shook

Aug 29, 2020

Note:Limerick fun poetry Contest.
Syllables checked: Howmanysyllables.com
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin.

Clip It Mop It Gang Shakes Us Up

Clip it Mop it Loved Gallagher’s Pocket
Inside ready to hide …. Lucy’s Locket

Clip it Mop it was the bad sort of bloke
Bullying others said it was a joke.

Strip it Clock it and I had had enough
We thumped CM, decided to get tough

Clip it Mop it ran to get Boomerang
They came back with silly jangly clang

Pee Dee Pee Dee Clip Clip Clip

Pee Dee Pee Dee
Clip Clip Clip Clip
Whee Whee Whee
Sweetie Sweetie 
Clah Clah
Eeep Eeep Eeep
Clah Clah
Whee Whee Whee
Pee Dee Pee Dee
Whee Whee Whee
Birdspeak in the morning

Clip, Clip

Lucy bought things she may never use.
Her poor hubby, irate, did accuse:
“You have blown so much money!”
She said, “Simmer down, Honey.
I used COUPONS. Please don’t blow a fuse.”


syllable count: 9 9 7 7 9  (used howmanysyllables.com)


August 26, 2019, entered in Tania Kitchin's Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest

Bad News Clip

I opened my email list
and was quickly surprised to learn,
from Allison and Tim

A BIT OF BAD NEWS:
Some bad news, Gerald,
Senator Murphy is short...

I didn't bother to open it up 
to read the entire message
because I know the Senator is taller than most of us
even when both feet are firmly planted
on his platform floor.

I'm sure I

Clip, Clop

I sit and watch it all
On the sheltered side
Fungus grows on the trees
Where the sun don't shine
From deep in the woods
So fast for to get back home
The horse did trot
Clip, clop, clip, clop
The horse did trot
So fast for to get back home
From deep in the woods
Where the sun don't shine
Fungus grows on trees
On the sheltered

The Paper Clip

The Paper Clip

They were such a lovely couple
From a very very rich family
I was invited to
The birthday party

She was all of three
Adorable and soon ever more sweet
Once the candles were blown
That huge cake would be such a treat

Now the presents were a plenty
Clothes, jewelry, toys
Dolls, doll houses and bikes and more joys
I was somewhat shy,

You Clip My Wings

You clip my wings and tell me I must fly
Unknown to me the deed, my faith is strong
I stand there at the edge about to try
My worth to prove, for you cannot be wrong

I wait for breeze of dreams to catch my wings
Secure my trust in you, I take the dare,
and in my heart the

Cosmological Nymphs On Horseback Equals Clip Clap Clop

A ninety foot nymph in a circus bath can bathe admirably at dusk but upon rising the tidal splash brings forth many cackling crabs. Digging and dropping. Drinking and DOING. Such is the efforts of a 1 centimeter oink. Defecation is best done in the morning. Delivery of many mingling mind talk to the toilet

Clip Clop Mysticism

Stipulations of mild stripy animals can be seen even in a misted monument. As money is a molestation and global percentages is often hazardous. Such jeopardy in high ranking offices. Wow. Penalisation of a queue of poor is a sour and act of radicalised clerics whose antics displease the wibble wobbling signature lines of many

Clip-Pity Clop Drip-Pity Drop

Clip-Pity Clop, Drip-Pity Drop

Clip-pity clop clip-pity clop 
Pencil-toed I walk aloft
The pavements wet and glassy grey
Isolated lane for me to bestride
Bloomy flowers my umbrella atop
Spraying their heads at a riotous fair
The rainy waters like elves in sprite
Streaming down from the dark skies above
Slide down my floral domey roof
Encircling my every moving step 
Like the brandished

Clip Joints

Used to be I got haircuts for two bits,

      Along with a shave and hair tonic spritz,

          From the barber bawdy jokes

               Juicy gossip from town blokes!

Paper Clip Soliloquy

Oh Paper Clip, Dear Paper Clip
      let me always sing your praises!

      You keep my pages held tight
      without the violence of stapling
      and yet your grip is so gentle as
    

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