Cleaner Poems - Poems about Cleaner

Swamp Cleaner

All over Washington D.C.
He flies with pomp and pride
Donald Trump, President
Surveys the swamp overhead
Of wrath and promises bold 
He vows to cleanse the deep
Swamp's dark waters
His axe to wield
America great again to keep

© daniel miltz

Mirror

"As you live deep in the heart, the mirror gets clearer and cleaner".- quote by Rumi


Majestic and a clean heart when it was born.
Immense sponge absorbing the best and the worst of life,
Risking purity to abandon its principles.
Reconsider about cleaning where your heart reflects.
Offer yourself the best image
for the others to look at.
Reset mistakes diving

Pipe Cleaner Visage

He gifted his girl with a doll
he brought home from every trip.
Oh, how the beauty would enthrall!
Always her heart would flop and flip.

A doll so rigid stiff and straight,
she had to have a pedestal
just to support he couture’s weight!
Her fashions were incredible.

Her essence was molded plastic.
Her hair and eye color unique.
Her formal wear was fantastic,
fairly

A Vacuum Cleaner How Nice

The worst wedding gift I ever received was a vacuum cleaner.
I despise vacuuming and my dog hate the sound of it.
I wanted elegant things – glass goblets, droplet prisms,
lace curtains, not a small round annoyingly loud vacuum
cleaner. Thanks Mom and Dad. Great gift! This was before
you could make a list. You got whatever someone else
wanted

The Super Cleaner

The toilet cleaner
A tough stains remover
A germs killer
An odour refreshener
A smart cleaner
Even the dirtiest place 
Will shine again
But never for the curses from our mouths
But never for  the devils in our hearts
But never for the guilty stains in our histories
And so urgently to be found
The super cleaner
And so urgently wanted
The super cleaner

Before You Hire That Cleaner

Before you hire that cleaner,
Check their pockets for 3 things that will get your house cleaner.

A wooden toothpick will get rid of the gunk that stops your taps being cleaner,
A wooden oven skewer has a longer reach to make an oven cleaner,
A tooth brush to work its magic to get clean even cleaner.

I Never Felt Cleaner Or Dirtier

than when i was with them

The Street Cleaner

I walked to school most mornings when there is no sparing of a bus token.

Every morning with no daily routine broken.

I witness Mister Charlie in his immaculate green uniform, wheeling his three-wheel barrel with the burden of a shovel and push-broom down the main street.

In all weather, the icy cold to the blistering heat.

There is

A Cleaner Planet

Think for a dad-bloomin' minute, if you will,    
About a world totally free of our trash    
There would no longer be need for a landfill.    

This earth, I say, could replenish in a flash    
If we all were not so blasted arrogant, 

The Window Cleaner

Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory
Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought there'd been a slaying
I called the police but it turned out, t'was a game that they were playing.

And Mrs Smith

For a Vacuum Cleaner

For all the work you do,
those daily chores beyond the norm
in a pinch you come through,
a vacuum cleaner built so strong.

For you my electric power broom
on dust and grit do raid.
You chase dirt from any room.
So very thankful you were made.

A vacuum cleaner, dust buster machine
this is an ode to you
Can't just say you're a

For a Vacuum Cleaner

You make my life so easy
sucking up the dirt and fluff,
hair that makes me quite queasy 
and all sorts of unmentionable stuff.
You never get tired or wheezy
and help when things get rough.
Or when I feel rather uneasy,
you show you’re always tough enough.

Theme 2
48 words

For a Vacuum Cleaner

Oh, mighty vacuum cleaner, like magic,
you gobble debris polluting my domain
that pervades carpets, surfaces, and air-
leaving behind, a spotless, pristine home.

Oh, vacuum cleaner- fancying you could
direct your sweeping power over Earth-
suck in its choking, atmospheric grime;
eliminate, cleanse- alike my tiny world.


October 5, 2020

Contest: In Praise Of The Ode
Sponsor: Nette Onclaud

2. For a Vacuum Cleaner
Rules: 8

For a Vacuum Cleaner

We glide together clearing grime away
Along murky rooms, under thick rugs
I lean on your unconditional care,
Absorbing this debris of my life.

Never mind the uproar you bring
For the comfort shared is enough
Protecting me from filth and trash-
Dust-buster, now I can spa!



In Praise of the Ode Contest
Sponsored by Nette Onclaud
Oct 5, 2020

For a Vacuum Cleaner

Oh, blessed vacuum cleaner, faithful friend
True in service to the end.
Every day I count my luck,
Grateful for your powerful suck.
My carpets pristine, quite dust free,
With very little work from me.
No wonder, after all you’ve meant,
They named you after a President

Theme No. 2
4th October 2020
In Praise of the Ode Contest
Sponsor - Nette Onclaud

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