Short Cleaner Poems

Needs dry cleaner
With electric iron
To make it pretty...

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Pine-Sol or bleach
cleaning the bathroom
which cleaner is for you?...

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Licks its fur and paws

  Cleaner than a carwash
 
    Motor's purring now...

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that celery crunch
good with any lunch
makes salad greener
and life more cleaner...

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Obituary - Window cleaner Bob Wilson

He had more than his fair share of ups and downs...

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I do not like the Hyena
This animal couldn't look meaner
It looks scary
Ugly and hairy
And dirty, I'd like him cleaner...

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theyer  in town to town
brush push around
the dust 
an all stuff
some people  it a must
not be just a dreamer
to have
STREET CLEANER...

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So this exercise
On and about the change
Poetry seems cleaner
Harder to say
But it’ll all come back
Like it always does anyway...

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The dirtier the world,
—the cleaner the verse

The need much greater,
—when the call most perverse

(Villanova Pennsylvania: July, 2016)...

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the neighbor's grass is always greener
and their house is always cleaner
but just remember
that come December
their family won't be any leaner...

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The dirtier the world,
  the cleaner the verse

The need becoming greater
  —when the call most perverse

(Villanova Pennsylvania: July, 2016)...

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Randolph Riggs was a house cleaner
who hungered for Mrs. McGleaner.
He made an advance
and unbelted his pants.
It's been ages since he's seen her....

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There once was a cleaner called Su,
Who spent all her time in the loo.
As she cleaned up the pan,
She upset a young man:
He was doing a number two....

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Go, vacuum cleaner, howl and shout.
Yes, point at me your sucking snout.
I'll turn your stomach bag inside out 
'Til all your dust and crumbs come out....

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Suzy Ronson was a window cleaner
even stories high she was a leaner.
She reached much too far
lost grip on the bar.
Not a person around has since seen her....

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Red furry vacuum silently goes across the floor
Consuming dropped homemade southern biscuit
Then looks up with sad eyes beggin'  for more
  

Just for fun!!...

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It was such a tiny misdemeanour
In the broom cupboard with the night cleaner
We wouldn't get caught
Or that's what I thought
’till she squealed like a drunken hyena...

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Once a hippie with a "high" demeanor
Made a big "Bong" from a vacuum cleaner
The dust he forgot
His coughing throat caught
Now there's no pot, and his face's much greener!...

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When it comes to the vacuum cleaner
my dog is a jealous beast,
showing off his fangs and claws.
Does he not know that I'd feed
my Oreck less if he, now and then, but
wiped his paws?...

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Knock on wood
fingers crossed
don't step on cracks
don't walk under ladders
what kind of messed-up
window cleaner have I got ?.


Elizabeth  alexander                   16/3/2016...

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What the Loo Cleaner Saw:

vicars' 
knickers

hippo's 
nipples

bidders' 
skidders

hatters' 
splatters

farters' 
garters

written 22nd October for Jan's Footles contest...

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When At Trump Look

Every time at Trump when we will look,
What we discovered was another crook;
Always meaner;
Taking to cleaner,
And a bunch of idiocy in his each book.

Jim Horn...

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Farmer Fred it is said;
Is the best milker ever bred.
He can squeeze’m;
Fast as you please’m;
And it’s no tall tale;
He can fill a milk pail,
Quicker and cleaner,
Then any milk machine’r....

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Spring Cleaning

Must dust
Clean rug

Cleaning orders

Mop floor
To door

Cranky Cleaner

Clutter
Mutter

Secret of a happy spouse

Clean House*
Glad Spouse

*Written by Tim Smith...

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I am a drunk, 
Iam a punk, 
 
I am a romantic, 
I am Frantic, 

I am Loud, 
I am proud, 

I am fearful, 
I am tearful, 

I am a dreamer, 
I am cleaner, 

I am a worker, 
I am a hurter,...

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