Claptrap Poems - Poems about Claptrap

...Cunning cuckoo, craftily creeping, Cackling, cawing, constantly cheating! Clocks keep clanging, chiming, churning, Cuckoo’s call--chaotic, concerning! Cranky critters, clueless, confused, Chas......

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... downsizing was meant to become a tool for freedom and devotion yet it remained a passion unfulfilled crowded in cherished possessions they call me a hoarder although I prefer to be seen as ......

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...These heretical poems on the subjects of God, religion and Christianity explain why I “left” the Religious Right. If one screams below, what the hell is "Above"? —Michael R. Burch Religion is......

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...When debate gets personal and inflamed, You cry: 'Why can't you talk like an adult?' 'Why can't you engage in adult conversation, without the claptrap, rants and rage with hurls of abuse and name......

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...pitter patter drips drops and plops blathers blatters splatters sploshes and drips bitter twitter twatters and twaddles, flips and flops chitter chatter babbles clapt......

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... A long time ago, grandpa told me amateur athletes crossed oceans and paid the fees Every four years a noble spirit arose emblazoned on a torch, fiery and free A ......

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...Woman’s Desire What’s all this rigmarole and claptrap About the man being the only one thinking of sex? Well, truth be known, A woman, skin deeply eager, thinks much of it too… Once leaving t......

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...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence The following crafted approximately midway into the administration of forty fifth president, whose crass, gutsy, lewd, repulsive yawping......

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...Good news, bad news – more coming each day Seems my neighbors keep me duly informed About someone younger recently passing away. I hear about the children being born deformed Someon......

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...Leaving very comfortable warmth I didn't want to come Forcefully I have been sent to The blazing fire of the earthen furnace Even there was no relief of huge crying From the bone crushing claws......

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...Quatrain 1 Sitting alone at nadir in serpentine sloth; it is placed on the breeding typo. A slight failure comes out of the emptiness and makes successful that which should not be believed in the......

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...Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me, Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha! ~......

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...The reviewers considered his latest exhibition: They said it was cutting edge They said it defies all perception The exploration of the negative spaces challenges the mind Some said mind blowing ......

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...If God is good half the Bible is libel. -Michael R. Burch * Willy Nilly Michael R. Burch Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly? You made the stallion, you made the filly and now they sleep in......

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...Hence no surprise... yes recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress, yet mine deliberate vocabulist predilection, I haint gonna stress aforementioned quirk also includes zero apr (annual perce......

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