Cheesy Poems - Poems about Cheesy

I've been served lots of unappetizing things that simply did not please my palette. Being force fed with bitter or insincere words is unappealing presented as a crisp green salad. I would rather be underfed and malnourished than to feast on something too briny or cheesy. I won't feast on a buffet of regurgitated foods, like dill pickles...

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being in a May-December relationship could test the boundaries of patience like the football socks under a teenager’s bed it does not age well these relationships have unique challenges the rehashed stories of ‘the good old days’ smell of figments of their imagination as it contradicts with history lessons taught they harp on about ‘songs with words’ ones people could dance to with their...

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Sometimes that's just the way that it goes Another tale of those lunchtime woes When he stifled a sneeze With a mouthful of cheese He blew fondue right out of his nose...

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Its kinda cute Even if its cheesy Time from you just feels hazy Others; make me queasy With you, it's just easy ...

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Barn-ward we heard the reindeer's sneeze. Smells of nutmeg and clove in the breeze. With Santa stuck in the John, From dusk till about dawn, Looks like we gave Big Red too much cheese....

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Cheesy fries hot Cheesy fries cold Some like them hot Some like them cold Cheesy fries in the fridge Nine months old...

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Three tombs stand by the beaten path among the dry and trodden grass, not hewn in stone that they would last but corrugated cardboard each bearing felt-tipped epigraph. The left in lower case, save the name, which writ in gold in centre frame wrote 'in loving memory of CHEESY', a mouse that died last week of May The right had 'Squeak ' writ...

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There was a mouse Freezing in the house Reason for the cold His spouse was never told About the tease Holding the keys To the cabinet filled with cheese Now this tease Did as she pleased Holding the Swiss Hostage from the Mouse’s Miss “I am not your Miss!!” Conversed the spouse with a hiss...

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I stood in the door flowers in hand sorry, darling, I'm bad at romance...

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There once was a man named Big Fred, sweet Jane wanted him in her bed- She brought in some cheese, Fred started to sneeze- Out his nose came bread with a spread! Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest Date written: July 3, 2019 Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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One day I had a craving For a bowl of onion soup I opened a can -and found it to be plain So i decided what needed What I had to do I cut bread into cubes Put them into My bowl Added cheese pieces Then heated the soup On the stove...

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Aunt Bessie adores eating cheese The trouble is cheese makes her sneeze She sneezes gloopy snot but does not give a jot and gobbles more Stilton with ease 2/20/19...

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Her face was the oasis i needed to see the sands of time draining when i went to drink She was gone mirages of love filled me till i came upon the final dune on the horizon i found abundant seas of water turned foul with the sins of man yet i drank nevertheless filling me with the illusion of fulfillment only to...

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The best things that Christmas guarantees Are the festive, digestive joys of cheese No holiday platter is nearly complete Without the familiar fumes ... of feet Softening chunks of wafting wonder ...

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As I do wish to appease...Mr. G.K. There are some things about cheese...that I would like to say Served anywhere...on a plate or a tray Held by tooth picks...yes, that is okay It's delicious to eat...although, sometimes smelly But it makes everyone toot...when it sits in your belly It's easy to find...it's in every deli...

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