Cheesy Christmas Limerick

Barn-ward we heard the reindeer's sneeze.
Smells of nutmeg and clove in the breeze. 
With Santa stuck in the John,
From dusk till about dawn,
Looks like we gave Big Red too much cheese.
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June 21, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Do enjoy reading a limerick nice one Matt.
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January 30, 2023 at 11:14 AM
What a cute write. Thanks for the laugh/smile. Have a happy day...............
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December 21, 2022 at 4:06 PM
LoL, clever, Matt. A thousand years ago, when Santa was a Viking _With his hammer the head crusher they're striking _He lived on cheese alone_Stunk up his Northern home_Was kicked out and became a Santa Liking. Happy Holidays! ~Anaya
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