Long Cheesy Poems

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Oh Ninnekah

Was into Alcoholics while doing mental yoga
Marijuana seeds and being a non-smoker
My cheesy dorritos better than taco bell ones
People said I was dumber than Pole-lish ones
I took my husband’s drunken hits
Because I showed off my Latina ****
All the Oak-keys were trying hard
To get inside my retard’s lee-oh-tard
Went to my hairdresser to have a hair-do (hair do-be-do-be-do)
Asked if I knew some drug addict from Purr-due
He introduced me to Fentanyl and Cocaine 
Now making chee-sea nachos is just a sideline
Now it’s just a side-line!
Went to Mexico, I bee-come a Gnostic
Did a Juan in the origin-nal Coptic
I really don’t have any theories
Random thoughts, in no particular series
There are no windows into my mind
Steve told me, 
“It's not your mind, it's your body they're into”.
While selling Firestones he said,
I need thoughts like I need another 
Hole in, the in the hole, in the hole, in my head
I am an honor-ary Oak-key now
Have to keep a pretense somehow
Can’t take my boyfriend’s latest hits
Cause guys keep checking out my ****
All the Oak-keys are trying to get inside 
This retard’s lee-oh-tard 
Lee-oh-tard lee-oh-tard lee-oh-tard
Oh Ninnekah, my lee-oh-tard
My Lee
Oh
Tard
La La La La La La Lah
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Form: Lyric


Premium Member She Wears Jimmy Phews - Warning Contains Humour

A lady I knew called Griselda
Collected shoes just like Imelda*
But she’d such cheesy feet
When she walked down the street
Folk secretly called her Ismelldya!

*Imelda Marcos owned at least 1200 pairs of shoes



NB

After being on the site for over 7 years people are well aware of my style and love of writing the limerick form. If i write a bawdy limerick it is noted in the title and if folk insinuate my work is pornographic I can only pity them


I will not be deterred by bloggers and will not stop writing limericks or funny poems. I’ll never stop trying to make folk smile and have a laugh and forget their troubles for a while

1/5/2021
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Changes

Changes, for the sake of nation!
Better take it as a child
Takes new toy, in pure elation
Happy with its childish mind 
What was settled, gone forever
Reconstructed for a change
All that looked a bit too clever
Challenging the present age
No more compromise with these
No more aids for the backwarded 
Stuff more wars, and talk of peace
Changing times, we’re all rewarded
Yer olde habits will die easy
Stimulated by the law
Cig in hand, we looked so cheesy
Stamp it out, and puff no more
Changes come from outer space
Like a virus, most contagious 
They derange us all to waste
Changes, for the sake of changes…
Once I joined that club for fun
Changed my mind, and changed my plan
No one noticed things I’ve done
So I changed them back again.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Mr Merlot's White Whine

Ammmazing how many blithering idiots
sip silently while from their
purpled tongue
horrors regurgitate...

a ripe bachus regurgitation
soured by the tilt
of goblet and the howling
incessant banter of
 bartender
   
   Blithering idiots who the hell
what the heck
geez my glass in almost empty
HERE maitre DEE 
fancy BOY!
   MerrrrrrrrrrLOW pllllllleeease!
get the damn ice away from me
that’s real cheesy
You know NO FOOL puts
ice in red wine

Yeah yeah…git a bottle
gimmee that cork I wantta 
sniff it
YOU
BOY!!!
Clink? Clink where? WHAT?
oh fork YOU
Buddy whatzit mean
when ya drop a fork?

Bill HERE!
Pen? pen WHAT?
I don't need no damn pen
can't ya see
I'm writting 
wid one?

Premium Member Smiley

I am going to write about smiling
Why do you smile?
Is it because you like it?
Hmm what don't you like?
I can think of something you don't like
Uggh party pooper
Lol
Is it because you see me?
No I see myself
Conceited
Vain
No it's the truth
Is it because I make you smile?
No one can make me do anything
If I don't feel like it
I won't do it
Sure about that?
I can make you smile despite of yourself
I can make you do anything I want to
You wanna bet?
I can make you say cheese
and open your mouth
Did someone say you are the cheesiest?
No then I say it for you
You sweat cheese
smell cheese
Burning cheese
and taste of cheese
You are so cheese that I don't know what to do with you
Eat you
Yeah I'll eat you
Haha
Oh my gosh dream on
The world needs somebody like you
Don't be sleazy, cheesy, freezy
That's from the Titanic
That's before my time and your time
Be in the modern time
Back to where I am saying
What was I saying?
Yeah I can make you smile
But why?
You don't do anything for me
Give me one reason
Now you are talking
Now you can smile


Premium Member Fast Food, Fast Death

Let’s get some pizzas nice and cheesy

Nothing to cook, life is easy

Another quick fix, just what we need

Fast food, at lightning speed.

Food can fix most of our troubles

Deliveroo, comes to our homely bubble

Stay in and they deliver

Bad for your heart, bad for your liver

A gallon of coke, quench your thirst

Rot your teeth, a trip in a hearse

Your fast-food gut expands and enlarges 

Let’s a buy a fourteen-seat sofa 

For a couple of barges. 

Look in the mirror a gastric disaster

Use some pills as a sticking plaster

Fatigue, couples the weariness of sloth

Cheese up some bread and finish the loaf.

David Cox 24/06/22
© Dave Cox  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Cheese Delight

“Say Cheese!!!” evokes smile’s spontaneity 
Captured in photographs, proving joy’s certainty
Highlighting mirth’s contagious activity
Showcasing bliss-laughter’s beauty
Vanquishing gloom and despair of self-pity.

“Oh Cheese!!!” Such is utterance of delight
While captivated by awesome Cheddar’s sight
Or fascinated by Parmesan’s color of yellow so bright
Along homemade carabao-yield, flawlessly white
Inviting pleasant cravings, gracious for healthy appetite.

“Wow Cheese!!!” Grateful expression of contentment
In crunching cheesy food around bonding engagement
With sumptuous, delectable cheese-festive excitement
Of viands … mixed, topped and whipped with cheesy merriment
Bringing thumbs-up approval upon jubilant burp-fulfillment.

“Share Cheese!!!”  That’s a commendable giving gesture
As blessed by God for reaching-out venture
Correcting selfishness and gluttony’s posture
So others can taste goodness of cheesy provisions’ pasture
Toward thanksgiving* to the cheese-Source Who does nurture.

*1Timothy 4:4 For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving.

November 16, 2018
8th place, "Write a Poem About Cheese" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Barry Stebbings; judged on 11/22/2018.

10th place, "The Cheese Wars" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Matt Caliri; judged on 9/1/2024.
Form: Rhyme

Thoughtful Junk

I am the jolly lollypop
I tickle your tongue and make you hop
My sour and sweet and tangy flavour 
Will make you forget all the day's labour.

I am the wafery ice cream cone
With a red juicy cherry on my crown
You should eat me so quickly
If not I will melt softly.

I am the creamy butter Pastry
You find me in every pantry
I am the guest of all the happy hours
I spread smiles when gifted with flowers.

I am the cheesy hot pizza
My spices turn you into a dancing diva
Red peppers on a crunchy crust will blow your tastebuds
My different flavours become your all-time favorites.

We all make you happy just for a while
And we do a least good for your lifestyle
Eat us once or twice a month
Vote for mommy's food for a good health
kid
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Moon

Moon

You may be cool and distant
Placing comfort in my soul
I love you when you're slender
Then much more so when you're whole

Turn your face towards me
In radiant, wholesome light
You're there throughout my daytime
But I feel you when it's night

Your blueness is hypnotic
Yet it wakes me from my dreams
I'm wooed like all the creatures
Who turn to you in streams

Wolves howling their approval
Of your tenure undebated
We sing of love beneath you
Longing humans captivated 

Your dusty earth seems fruitless 
Yet your story, still romantic
The race to populate you;
Sometimes pointless and pedantic 

There's a rumour that you're cheesy
Even if I think it's true..
I would rather you were cheddar
Than some over-ripened blue

You shelter us from missiles
Hurled our way from outerspace 
I consider you Protector
Of this fragile human race 

As tides like lungs beat rhythm
On the shorelines of our Earth
It's clear no single poet
Will ever captivate your worth


Jinjagoliath
6th February 2023
Form: Rhyme

Why Do You Do It

Why do you do it?


I want you, to make me happy,
I want something that guarantees happiness.
I want you, to help me escape,
From this thing called life, I have begun to hate.


I wish to raise up, to a higher plain,
I want to build a barrier, between the heart and the pain.
I want to be relaxed, when I talk to her,
I want to sound cool and not cheesy when I flirt.


I want us to all, to have one thing in common,
They’ve all done it before and I want to be like them.
I want to feel, what my idols felt,
I want to become someone else.



(C)2005 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
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