my animated nose burger
Have you ever met an animated nose burger?
Wait. She might spell herself as bugger.
Anyway, I have one.
She wears a diamond tiara and puts on airs.
She makes me call her “your majesty”.
I had to buy her a furry robe.
It makes me sneeze, but she cares not.
She refuses to let me dig her out.
I am terrified of
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Categories:
burger, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Personification
BURGER DELIGHT
Nutritious burger delight
Cheesy midst onions
Cucumber, lettuce, spinach
Savoury with beef
Chicken and ham bits
Oh, so well
Done!
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Categories:
burger, appreciation, blessing, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Burger Kissing or Banquet Feasting?
We have hungerly kissed
lovely, lifeless corpses
when eating plants and animals,
which daily nourish our bodies.
But do we pay our proper respects
to those dearly departed
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Categories:
burger, faith, food, heaven, loneliness,
Form: Free verse
Burger King
BURGER KING
In a kingdom where hunger is king,
Burger royalty is humongously a thing.
Crowned in buns of sesame seed,
Each bite satisfies our carnivorous need.
With cheezy indulgence & toppings aplenty,
Here's a palace where taste reigns gently.6
Sat upon the throne, his presence unperturbed,
The Burger King, with food powers so absurd.
Wearing a royal robe draped on his shoulders,
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Categories:
burger, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Vegan Burger
I hold you.
And bite you.
You drip down my chin..
I really just didn't know
Where to begin
My teeth as they sink
Through the layers of joy
Encouraged by lentil
Enraptured by soy
There are moments and layers
In life we should cherish;
None ever so blissful
As encountering relish
Or the pickly thing
Or the goo that's so cheesy
Yet it's not, we're OK
My
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Categories:
burger, animal, blessing, food, together,
Form: Rhyme
Pulp Fiction Burger Conundrum Future
Say
You know what they call a burger
in the future
What
I can't believe it's not a burger
Because it ain't got no meat or
cheese in it
It's a bun but that ain't bread as we
used to know it either
With some or other kind of meat
substitute as the burger
And the side's have gone as well
And don't even get me
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Categories:
burger, film,
Form: Free verse
Burger
A burger with bacon and cheese
Lovely and tasty such as I please
1000 calories or more who cares
Chewey and lovely no one shares
A shake a soda wash it all down
Leave with a smile never a frown
Fries or rings as long as their cooked
Crunchy and munchy all eaters are hooked
1500 calories or more who cares
Throw it down
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Categories:
burger, food,
Form: Free verse
Once Upon a Grilled Burger
Grilled burger with cheese, bacon
tasty, juicy, spiced
a secret beef mix the key !
Bun, crisp lettuce
tomato, onion
magic sauce ...
crunch !
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June 12, 2022
Poetry/Epulaeryu/Once Upon A Grilled Burger
Copyright Protected, ID 06-1464-267-12
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Whats Cooking On The Grill This Summer
sponsor, M.L. Kiser, Judged 08/12/2022
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Categories:
burger, food, summer,
Form: Epulaeryu
Burger King
Big gape
Huge eyes
To my
Surprise
High soft
Thick bun
Beyond
My span
Vegies
So fresh
Juicy
Rich beef
Keeps me
Drooling
Before
Eating
Just one
Large bite
Super
Delight
Lavish
Meal brings
Burger
Like King
June 7, 2022 14.51pm
A BRIAN STRAND PREMIERE CHOICE
Contest Judged: 6/7/2022 1:27:00 PM
Sponsored by: Brian Strand
Place 8 (8 single w)
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Categories:
burger, food,
Form: Footle
Burger
Whenever you feel
Like having a meal
Good enough to make you cry
Don't ask why
The answer is near
Have a burger and a beer
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Categories:
burger, america, food, funny,
Form: Couplet
Rhinecarte Burger
USING A GRILL
1/4 CUP OF BUTTER
3 TABLESPOONS OF OLIVE OIL
4 SOUR DOUGH (KAISER TYPE) HAMBER ROLLS
, GRILL THE BUNS TIL THEY ARE GOLDEN BROWN
REMOVE AND ALLOW T COOL.
ADD 1 MEDIUM ONION(SLICED)
1/3 CUP OF SLICED MUSHROOMS
SAUTE UNTIL MUSHROOMS ARE GOLDEN BROWN.
REMOVE AND SET ASIDE.
COOK 4 1/4 POUND BEEF PATTIES (MEDIUM0
REMOVE SET ASIDE.
6-8 TABLESPOONS OF MAYO
1 TABLESPOON
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Categories:
burger, appreciation, food,
Form: Ballad
Burger Public Relations
macdonalds big macs...
mythological wafers...
illusion appeal...
superficial foods...
theoretical contents...
consumption symbols...
family fun anytime...
philosophical promises...
communion burgers...
ronald the clown says...
customer conformity...
means...passive is choice...
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Categories:
burger, analogy, anti bullying,
Form: Haiku
Burger Fries Wings and Beer
Burgers, fries, wings and beer,
All my family and friends are here,
Ice cream, cake, pizza and pop,
It looks like the food will never stop.
Every Sunday always the same,
We share the love while watching the game,
Are you happy or sad if they lose?
It depends on which side you chose.
Watching some quarterback or a batter,
Or a movie it
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Categories:
burger, celebration, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Man In a Burger Bar
Man in a Burger Bar
Man in a Burger Bar: Pale and thin
already in love with the dark girl
shovelling fries, guides his tray to
a table viewing the world outside.
Free as the fish that roam the seas,
can come and go wherever he please,
but lives his life inside a sigh
watching the screen behind his eye.
Forsakes the wimp in
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Categories:
burger, voice,
Form: Free verse
Nothing Burger
Wimpy says it’s just a nothing burger
There’s nothing to see,
no need to investigate further
For over a year,
he’s said there wasn’t no meetings
with the Ruskies
... not that he can recall
Said the media was just making up fake stuff
Only a nothing burger being served up
But now his memory is getting better it
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Categories:
burger, humor, metaphor, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse
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