Best Burger Poems

Burger boy hangs out
at the A&W
Spare change for burgers 
he sometimes has two

He chats up the girls
imagines he is cool
Making up tall tales 
but girls ain't easy to fool

He asks the cute waitress 
if she's from the Philippines
Tells her he was there yesterday 
eating noodles...

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her quarter-pounder eyes
edged with charcoal
coaxed me inside.
her round succulent body
i savoured hungrily
as from table to table she rolled.
a small gherkin green nose
sat on lips of tomato sauce
surrounded by a cheesy smile.
as my fingers touched
i knew it was 
burger love.
...

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Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers,
Two burgers with the works may be stoppers,
Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese,
For a burger connoisseur this could only please,
No problem for Clem and his great big choppers.


alternate last line:  Clem woofed them down with his great big choppers....

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What was better than pumpkin
pie stuffed in my eye? Nothing
more than a burger and a fry..
That's why I wonder why? 
If pancakes are great at 
breakfest time? A sandwich
is great at lunchtime? 
A spaghetti a great meal at 
dinner time? But what was 
better than...

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a lipton burger,
a buttered baked potato,
and a tossed salad...

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As I sit and stare at the computer,
An image appeared makes me shudder,
An ugly humongous red-eyed monster,
Looking at me I wonder what it mutters.

As I sit and stare at the computer,
I grow hungrier and hungrier,
There is one enormous fish burger,
Looking at me with come hither.

As...

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You promised me a burger and a cup of tea
But you broke you solemn promise to me
No burger van as far as the eye can see
My aching tum was in dire need you see

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me
You promised me a burger...

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love the taste
it don't go to waste
i eat and sleep
its lunch
with my bunch
to save money its wises
to have 
BURGER AND FRIES...

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Time for candlelight dinner
baked ground beef on plate
Merlot sparkling on the side...
mushroom cubes as tops
along with gravy
Flavor
full !





6/29/2016
I Love Food Contest of Lewis Raynes

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“Epulaeryu” poem is about delicious food. 
It consists of seven lines with
a syllable count of 7/5/7/5/5/3/1...

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You likey burgers,
yes  in deedy, you  eat
t h e m  all  day,  because
they are pleasing. U eat them
in t h e mornings, u eat them at lunch,
 u even eat them between meals like  at
 brunch and trunch. Burgers...

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this is the meal
its a real deal
if its hot
you sweet a lot
its will make you cheer
BURGER AND A BEER...

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A Shocking Sight at Burger King

By Elton Camp

What I saw at Burger King the other day
It is sort of hard to find the words to say

It wasn’t a sandwich all filled with fat
Or too much salt--nothing at all like that

Nor was it a shake entirely...

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Wimpy says it’s just a nothing burger
There’s nothing to see,
	    no need to investigate further
For over a year,
he’s said there wasn’t no meetings 
with the Ruskies
... not that he can recall
Said the media was just making up fake stuff
Only a nothing burger...

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Whenever you feel
Like having a meal
Good enough to make you cry
Don't ask why
The answer is near 
Have a burger and a beer...

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No Cook: "Tuna Creamed burger" 11-17-09

2 cups Coleslaw = (classic): Dole raw, is kosher.
5 oz  Tuna        = in water or oil : Western Family
2 slices  Bread  = whole wheat
1/2 cup _  : Canola mayonnaise:...

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