my animated nose burger

Have you ever met an animated nose burger? Wait. She might spell herself as bugger. Anyway, I have one. She wears a diamond tiara and puts on airs. She makes me call her “your majesty”. I had to buy her a furry robe. It makes me sneeze, but she cares not. She refuses to let me dig her out. I am terrified of her assertiveness. “Put that down!” she commands as I pick up a tissue