Bummed Poems - Poems about Bummed

...Have you ever bummed a cigarette or a razor blade like Gillette How 'bout stealing a place in line or someone's coat that fits you fine And surely you've snatched a sugary snack ......Read the rest...

...The Gatekeeper to the Internet "How hard to learn the huge, bulky section 'Dietary Fibers for the Elimination of Poo from the Large Intestine' blocked is to me alone!" -- a bummed pat......Read the rest...

...Today I’ll say what’s on my fevered mind about some challenges that make me MAD, that test my nerves and render me unkind. Perhaps you’ll nod your head because you’ve had these too! My sharing he......Read the rest...

...I’d slept quite well the night before, the sky was clear and sunny, when - glancing out my kitchen window, keen to read the gauge - I was bummed, but not surprised, to find that it was empty...given......Read the rest...

...Plans are often broken; That’s just the way it goes. Though written down or spoken, We should still be on our toes. For all the best intentions May topple and collapse And all our interventio......Read the rest...

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......Read the rest...

...The various contests inspire me to write, After writer's block the previous night. However, most of the time, I get a NA, I used to get bummed out; now it's ok. You can't win them all, have a......Read the rest...

...“Who was that?” my wife inquired, as I hung up the phone. “And what was that you said about a bar?” “That was Duncan Taylor, hon. A darn good friend of mine. He asked if I would come and jump h......Read the rest...

...Now I’m forced to see repressed memories friends, enemies troubles I free again feeling me, who I used to be, finally, finally I’m breathing as he, I’m back to being me. Too much to......Read the rest...

...there's a quiescent muse locked away in a poet's mind trapped in the hush of silence that befalls amidst blank pages his pen sits in a well suspended inkless of time unable to scribble words ......Read the rest...

...Play a sad song for me harmonica man My mood is bummed out, I feel second hand Keep it smooth but no high note My mood is low, I will only gloat. Let the song remind me of a love I lost I’ll p......Read the rest...

...I was trying to sell my 1990 Buick Reatta To a friend of mine, Jones, who had only one daught’a. It was for her to drive to school, And we were meeting in Albuquerque which was our rule. It......Read the rest...

...I remember the days when I ran around care free Did fun crazy thing All cuase someone dared me I remember those days Weren't they the times As a kid it was fun Running a muck until night ......Read the rest...

...Yes I did it, it was me When I had to go pee pee I never put the seat back down Now my woman wears a frown Her white toilet is now yellow I am such a stupid fellow In trouble because that night......Read the rest...

...There was once a thin plumber named Stipe Whose large wife always nagged with a gripe She was constantly bummed For each time that he plumbed He came up inches short with his pipe ......Read the rest...