Have You Ever Bummed a Cigarette

Have you ever bummed a cigarette
    or a razor blade like Gillette

  How 'bout stealing a place in line
    or someone's coat that fits you fine

  And surely you've snatched a sugary snack
    sticking out of your friend's back-pack 

  I've done all these things and even more
    ~ Someday the Big Guy'll even the score
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Ashley Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Dear Gershon, such wonderful confessional poetry! Sometimes you are naughty but you are not alone, we've all been there in some way, shape or form. If it's within my power as a friend, then I absolve you of your venial sins and celebrate your wonderful humor and kind friendship. The plethora of good so much more outweighs a smidgen of bad :)) Warmest wishes, my friend.. ~Susan
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
If YOU absolve me of these HEINOUS sins, Susan, why -- I am sure that I am going straight to Gehinnom on speed skates! lol. Thanks, my dear. Ta-ta! :) Gershon
Romios Avatar
April 28, 2023 at 10:53 AM
All of here has done.wrong is someway . Your honest list of misdeeds is like a joke compared to the evil of those in DC, Criminals who tax us with abandon. The Speaker Emeritus of the House has taken plenty out of our pockets. Bumming a cigarette is not theft.simply had no money, and ask another for a smoke. I think people are good, like Anne Frank did. But some people are-out to harm us or belittle us.I don’t know why. Pangie
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM
My misdeeds may not match up to those of the Speaker Emeritus of the House. And yet, it all comes down to the 'broken windows' theory of policing...
Turner Avatar
April 28, 2023 at 9:21 AM
I wouldn't sweat it too much, DW. We fall, we rise:) if your conscience is bothering you, it means you simply haven't forgiven yourself. Have an outstanding weekend my friend. God bless:)
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Well, you are right, Daniel. I have not forgiven myself. I am endlessly shaming myself. ~ Broken Glass Theory
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April 28, 2023 at 12:32 AM
One day your botty will be sore when it’s time to even the score. An amusing write Gershon - No one is perfect, there are times we fall from grace but hopefully we learn from past mistakes… Belle
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Thank you for your gracious comment, Belle. ~ Sore Bottom
Y. Avatar
April 27, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Lol! Gershon, Seems like you've been naughty. I enjoyed this one too-Alexis
Wolf Avatar
April 29, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I am, indeed, naughtier than I am nice // because I'm a boy, all puppy dogs' tails instead of sugar and spice! :) gw
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