Gregory Richard Barden Poet Limerick

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A Length of Pipe

There was once a thin plumber named Stipe

Whose large wife always nagged with a gripe

She was constantly bummed

For each time that he plumbed

He came up inches short with his pipe



Well, he asked and he asked her to hush

Still, the scolding continued to gush

So he fit his wee shlong

With a pipe, extra-long

And the nagging was gone with a flush!




~ 1st Place ~  in the "Limericks" Poetry Contest, Joseph May, Judge & Sponsor.

(Syllables counted at HowManySyllables.com)

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Line Gauthier January 12, 2019 at 4:57 PM Wow - that is delightfully cute and funny. Atta boy Stipe! Congrats on your top win, Gregory. Gregory Richard Barden March 3, 2019 at 1:22 AM Thank you so much, Line! :-)

Carole Duet January 7, 2019 at 5:48 PM Hmmm....I smell "doubletalk" here. lol Congrats on your humorous limorous...!! lol Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:40 AM Yes, you most certainly DO, lol ... my immature imagination at work, (it does have a use after all, haha!). Thanks, my friend! :-) <3

Andrea Dietrich January 6, 2019 at 3:52 PM Haha, you naughty limerist!! Congrats, Greg!! Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:39 AM It was a bit of fun, Andrea, I must admit ... not my favorite form, but they are enjoyable! :-) <3

Jan Allison January 6, 2019 at 1:50 PM very funny indeed Greg, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:37 AM Many thanks, Jan, I'm glad you liked it! :-) <3

Janice Canerdy January 6, 2019 at 1:20 PM Goodness me! LOL! CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:36 AM Thank you very much, Janice! :-)

Silent One January 5, 2019 at 5:46 AM Ha... Two great lims Gregory.. Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:36 AM Many thanks, S1!

Tania Kitchin January 5, 2019 at 5:29 AM Ha ha, hilarious, a winner for sure! Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:36 AM Thank you much, Tania! :-) <3

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 4, 2019 at 11:31 PM ;D Gregory Richard Barden January 9, 2019 at 4:35 AM :-D <3