Bossy Poems

Old Peddlers House is Redecorated by Mable

Old peddler wanted a new home design.
He hired Mable, a decorator, and all was fine.
Until she decided to redecorate him too.
I don’t want to change he said, I am ninety-two.

Mable was forceful, she did not hear the word no.
She took lots of his money, and created some woe.
He sits outside his house now, for it

Categories: bossy, age, woman,
Form: Rhyme

bossy Sally

Bossy Sally knew what we all should do
gave advice to each and all
we who knew her well ignored it
her life was an enormous shambles; a mess

Categories: bossy, women,
Form: Light Verse

Old Bossy

Who knew old bossy
crooned on the streets of Anatevka?
She fiddled around as a marine;
and a matchmaker on Broadway.
This Golden Girl, Auntie Mame,
Bea Arthur, served her country
then lent her husky voice to debunk
Archie, putting him in his place.
This Archibald served in the Big One
fictitiously, but wow, the one
who’d jump into Maude’s skin
was a World War II

Categories: bossy, star,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sometimes Tables Later Turn

The child who was frolicking in the sun
And on sighting me broke into a run
Was Ted Colonel’s Fleeing Ferrari of a Son
Also, a lad who could himself kill for a denied bun
Judging it Needless Injustice done…

Now he’s eighteen and keeping a gun,
Of all colors A Sickening Dun
And sure visiting its trigger for fun,
Though with it

Categories: bossy, children, corruption, courage, evil,
Form: Rhyme

Bossy Girl Cousins

The girl cousins were in charge of the boys
the boys wanted to stand up but were scared
Girls ordered them about as if they were toys

The GI Joes went to grandpa, their grievances heard
He understood they were in quite a whirl
Henpecked grandpa did as much as he could

Diabolic plan readily unfurls
from the female cousins who taught

Categories: bossy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Terza Rima

Pru Wanted To Be Boss

Pru was trying to keep the purple and yellow caterpillar safe.
But he refused to be socialized, kept running off.
So Pru put him back into the grass and tried to socialize a snake.
He sneakily slithered off, giving out a small cough.

Pru was irritated now. For she wanted to boss something.
She finally found a mama’s boy to

Categories: bossy, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Quatrain

Three To Nine Hundred Bossy Teachers

I think it is too early for school supplies my husband said.
They had a teachers' back to school special last week I replied.
The first three hundred teachers got a goodie bag.
You should have gone, he told me.

Have you ever been in a line of three hundred teachers? I asked.
He shook his head, scared now. 
“They

Categories: bossy, teacher,
Form: Light Verse

Bossy Cow

Daisy was such a bossy old cow,
one who desired to rule the herd.
Her opinions were so highbrow
the others dared not moo a word!
 
Daisy would moo and moo all day
whilst the others chewed their cud.
I dare not disclose the things she’d say
if amiable cows mated with the stud!
 
One day Daisy met up with the

Categories: bossy, conflict, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison

Categories: bossy, animal,
Form: Limerick

Bbc News Alert Bossy Cow

BBC News Alert


Somewhere in France
In the Countryside
A farmer has been arrested
For molesting an old cow
A drunken old hag was on all fours
Crawling around in his field
He, having had his wine and baguette
Thought he had forgotten one cow
Off he went to fondle and milk her ****
Turned out they were as dry as prunes
The cow in English

Categories: bossy, angel, anti bullying, crazy,
Form: Light Verse

Bossy Cow Lol

Daisy was a bossy cow
How she loved to rule the herd
The other cows detested her
Yet they dared not moo a word

Daisy would moo and moo all day
Whilst the other cows chewed the cud
She gave her loud opinions
Whilst the other cows landed the stud

One day Daisy met up with the local bull
He really was a handsome

Categories: bossy, fantasy, farm, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Bossy Dictum

                      Bossy Dictum.(Epigram Couplet)

                Bossy voices have model lectures to submit,

Categories: bossy, introspection, irony, society,
Form: Epigram

Bossy Lady

Bossy Lady

I am the way I seem... 
As sweet as I can be
full of laughter and bubbly
my kindness is doubly.
So why am I alone.? 
The reason may be the rules,
or my standards are to high
They mite not like the script I writ
Maybe that's the reason why .

Maybe they don't wanna
listen or do just what I

Categories: bossy, funny,
Form: Verse