Bossy Cow

Daisy was such a bossy old cow, one who desired to rule the herd. Her opinions were so highbrow the others dared not moo a word! Daisy would moo and moo all day whilst the others chewed their cud. I dare not disclose the things she’d say if amiable cows mated with the stud! One day Daisy met up with the local bull who really was a quite handsome chap. She fluttered her lashes, being on the pull but her constant sniping was a handicap! He mated all others in the bovine brood which put Daisy’s nose right out of joint. He detested her for her rude attitude, yet, she insisted on arguing the point! Daisy was ill-bred and she’d never yield so all the other cows chose to back away. Bull turned on his hooves and left the field leaving Daisy all on her own chewing hay! Although Daisy was the farmer’s oldest she was just as nasty as the farmer’s wife. He complained the old cow was the coldest - I wonder which of them caused more strife! The farmer didn't suffer from guilt or derision when the slaughtering man came into town. He allowed the butcher to make the decision as to which cantankerous cow he'd put down! 12/10/18