Three To Nine Hundred Bossy Teachers

I think it is too early for school supplies my husband said. They had a teachers' back to school special last week I replied. The first three hundred teachers got a goodie bag. You should have gone, he told me. Have you ever been in a line of three hundred teachers? I asked. He shook his head, scared now. “They are not like me. They are bossy,” I said. “Three hundred bossy bosses, or maybe nine hundred, waiting for three hundred goody bags." He wisely ended all conversation. Not only is he married to one, he was raised by one.