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Bossy Cow Lol

Daisy was a bossy cow
How she loved to rule the herd
The other cows detested her
Yet they dared not moo a word

Daisy would moo and moo all day
Whilst the other cows chewed the cud
She gave her loud opinions
Whilst the other cows landed the stud

One day Daisy met up with the local bull
He really was a handsome chap
She fluttered her eyelashes for she was on the pull
But her bossy ways were a handicap

The bull mated with all the other cows
Poor Daisy’s nose was put out of joint
He hated her attitude she was very rude
Yet she still tried to argue the point

The louder and louder Daisy mooed
Made the other cows back away
The bull turned on his heels and left the field
And left Daisy alone eating hay
 
Now Daisy was the farmer’s oldest
And as bossy as the farmers wife
He knew for the sure the old cow was the coldest
Sure they both gave him tons of strife
 
So when the butcher came to town
To bargain for cheap cows all around
The farmer smiled and sent them both on down
Let the poor butcher figure which old cow to drown!


My 900th poem I wanted it to be a fun write

100 in a row #9 Sponsored by PD Linda



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Beautiful Scars August 7, 2016 at 7:25 PM Jan, I remember reading this back in December, I was fairly new and it seems so long ago, but then again not really if you know what I mean..congrats on your placement lovely lady :)-luloo

Andrea Dietrich August 6, 2016 at 2:34 PM hahaha, I remember this one, Jan, and I remember other things about it too!! BIG congrats on a well deserved win. Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:40 PM Thanks Andrea can't believe this was my 900th poem so I wanted a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards August 6, 2016 at 2:33 PM Clever are you!!......this is one for a humorous contest......a winner hands down !! How fun is this? Congratulations Jan! Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:41 PM Thanks Carrie I had great fun writing this poem it was my 900th poem posted and I wanted a humourous poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath August 6, 2016 at 12:33 PM Very nice fun beautifully pictured. Congrats on your win. Hugs, Cloudy poet Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:41 PM Thanks as ever BL:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux August 6, 2016 at 8:28 AM You had me at "Bossy Cow"! You always bring the fun, congrats. Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:42 PM I had great fun writing this one Richard:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney August 6, 2016 at 6:12 AM How to win friends and influence no- one...lol Very fun read. Congrats on your win. I have a fun cow poem called "Cow Decorators " Not sure I have posted it here, hugs, SuZ Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:42 PM I will drop by and see if I can find it Suz lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Poet Destroyer A August 6, 2016 at 2:11 AM Hi Jan, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Stop by my blog "BOSSY COW." if you'd like, enjoy my sheer, simple madness. Hugs ~LINDA~ Jan Allison August 7, 2016 at 2:43 PM Thanks as ever Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Edward Ebbs March 6, 2016 at 2:43 PM Wow 900! Congrats...You live in the country? Jan Allison March 6, 2016 at 2:46 PM I live on a little Island it is pretty rural - my friend Sally's husband is a dairy farmer lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell March 3, 2016 at 9:17 AM lol your 900th was fun well done Jan Allison March 3, 2016 at 6:40 PM Thanks Steven:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Quigley March 2, 2016 at 3:54 PM Most important cow on the truck to the meat processing plant... Yup. Great poem. Jan Allison March 3, 2016 at 6:40 PM ha ha ha love that comment Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin March 1, 2016 at 11:57 AM You hit the nail on the head. Men hate bossy women. I suppose women feel the same about men. Personally, I can't tell one cow from the udder. What udder nonsense. I got a kick out of your humor, so write 900 more. Love, daver Jan Allison March 1, 2016 at 5:06 PM lol thanks Daver I plan to keep writing as long as my muse allows:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso February 29, 2016 at 1:25 PM I herd about this poem being featured! Congrats!!! Jan Allison February 29, 2016 at 1:28 PM ha ha ha pull the udder one its got bells on it lol - seriously thanks for all your support:-) hugs jan xx

Teddy Kimathi February 29, 2016 at 6:19 AM Hi Jan. Congrats for having your work featured in the Poetry Soup homepage!!! ;-) Jan Allison February 29, 2016 at 11:55 AM Oh thanks so much Teddy it was my 900th poem and I wanted a humourous write:-) hugs Jan xx

Shaniki Smith February 11, 2016 at 2:24 PM This poem was very instresting! I do like it a lot! Also thanks for all your comments! Jan Allison February 11, 2016 at 2:26 PM I just wanted a fun write for my 900th poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez January 4, 2016 at 4:31 AM LOL! I know I mentioned before that this made me howl in laughter but I just had to visit again. You really crack me up! Congrats on your 900th! hugs! :-))) Jan Allison January 4, 2016 at 12:53 PM Thanks Kim I wanted humour for my 900th poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Funom Makama December 24, 2015 at 7:35 AM when the rains fall, they will feel so warm even in cold if they are poured through your lines. You are superb, fantastic and just wow! Its nice I visited this page. Compliments of the season dear poet! Jan Allison December 24, 2015 at 7:41 AM Thanks for the lovely comment Funom and seasons greeting to you and your family:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie December 22, 2015 at 5:57 PM G'day Jan... there's a terrific moral in your fun write Jan; don't we all know a bossy cow - thank you - Lindsay Jan Allison December 22, 2015 at 6:00 PM WE do lol:-) my friend Sally is married to a dairy farmer - they still sell milk in glass bottles a real rarity these days:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma December 22, 2015 at 1:45 AM Lovely write n win Jan.. big congrats! Jan Allison December 22, 2015 at 1:58 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A December 21, 2015 at 9:26 PM Hi Jan, Nice win. SKAT Jan Allison December 22, 2015 at 1:58 AM Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Michael Tor December 21, 2015 at 8:06 PM Nice win with Daisy she tasted great. lol. Congratulations on your win! Jan Allison December 22, 2015 at 1:57 AM LOL I have her sister for Christmas day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight December 21, 2015 at 7:12 PM Back again to congratulate you on your win, Jan! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison December 21, 2015 at 7:14 PM Thanks Sandra I was going to bed an hour ago am still chatting with hubby and son:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper December 21, 2015 at 6:08 PM Back for a third visit to say "Congratulations", Jan! Hugs dear friend and have a very Merry Christmas with blessings of love, happiness, wisdom, and wealth. Jan Allison December 21, 2015 at 6:10 PM Thanks Eve I will look at the winners tomorrow it's time for an early night:-) hugs Jan xxx

Eve Roper December 21, 2015 at 10:10 AM Had to come back and read this again it is just so funny!!! Grandpa use to have a bull that kept breaking the fence on his ranch and taking off mating the other farmer’s cows so he did have him butchered! How some creatures can cause so much trouble they have to be put in their place? HugsHugs Jan Allison December 21, 2015 at 10:36 AM We had a billy goat ... he was just the same he ended up as curries for an Indian family! :-( hugs jan xxx

Sandra Haight December 21, 2015 at 8:29 AM So creative and funny, Jan. Love it! Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison December 21, 2015 at 8:37 AM Thanks Sandra this was my 900th poem since I joined the site - I wanted it to be a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Godwin December 20, 2015 at 2:14 PM 900? You kept count. Well, your 900th poem is a very creative, humorous and enjoyable write. Good rhyme and flow - I shall leave your 900+++++ '7' ... CayCay Jan Allison December 20, 2015 at 2:24 PM It shows on your poetry member's page how many poems you have posted - I knew it was coming up to 900 so wanted a fun write:-) hugs jan xx

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