Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison

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Poet Destroyer A February 5, 2016 at 2:09 AM Andrea, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Nette Onclaud January 31, 2016 at 1:03 PM i can relate to the humor here, andrea... big congrats on your win!..huggs

Hansteven Selfa January 31, 2016 at 8:57 AM Andrea! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

John Lawless January 31, 2016 at 7:44 AM HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....

John Lawless January 31, 2016 at 7:43 AM HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....

Viv Wigley January 31, 2016 at 1:35 AM Udder brilliance, Andrea, well done. Viv x

Joseph May January 30, 2016 at 7:41 PM Congrats on a great win Andrea!

David Fisher January 30, 2016 at 7:40 PM Your limerick is a treat! Nice one on the contest

Arthur Vaso January 30, 2016 at 7:10 PM I just saw this again posted in the chat site! Made me laugh! :) Jan Allison January 30, 2016 at 7:14 PM I can't for the life of me imagine who posted it Arthur!:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos January 30, 2016 at 5:41 PM Oh My....hilarious.....you can go from serious to funny and back round again...That my dear is talent....Congratulations....

Paul Callus January 30, 2016 at 3:19 PM Enjoyed coming back to read this very witty limerick again, Andrea!:) ~ Congratulations on being placed first ( and in jolly good company, if I might say so!):) // paul

Susan Gentry January 30, 2016 at 1:40 PM Lol! Congratulations on your #1 win. Cleverly done.

Sean Kelly January 30, 2016 at 10:13 AM Good to see your funny-bone is still working well ; Full cream or Pasteurised , No Bull !

Terry O'Leary January 30, 2016 at 5:14 AM Very funny! Congrats on your win!!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma January 30, 2016 at 3:07 AM Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Andrea!!

Skat A January 30, 2016 at 2:17 AM Andrea, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Steve Grammatico January 29, 2016 at 9:07 PM Andrea, absolutely perfect limerick. Well deserving of the top ranking.

Janice Canerdy January 29, 2016 at 7:43 PM This is a hoot! Congrats on your win. Janice

Jan Allison January 29, 2016 at 6:10 PM Many congrats Andrea this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne January 2, 2016 at 2:59 PM LOL, I wonder if X read this... Love it : )

Jennifer Walker January 1, 2016 at 10:47 AM Great limerick, having me laughing again. Remember Priscilla and Mom having her fixed right then and there practically.

Maurice Rigoler December 27, 2015 at 4:24 PM Hahaha! This is a prize winner, Andrea! Wish I had written it. Thanks for reading my work today. Good to hear from you. By-the-way, I have two published books I would like to send you, if you care to have them. I need your home address, that's all. / M

James Inman December 26, 2015 at 8:22 PM Not much on Limericks but cute Andrea.

Isaiah Zerbst December 26, 2015 at 6:05 PM This is crazy girl! I've seen a lot of crazy cows in my day, but none that crazy. Wishing you a Happy New Year.

Nette Onclaud December 25, 2015 at 1:13 PM ohh, you hit in on he nail;s head, andie.. did one too, but yours is more striking, lol!.. so fine!..huggs

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