Boozy Poems - Poems about Boozy

...It was the last order rush All full of fun and chat. As the door swung wide All turned to look at what. He wore his hat pulled low He wore his dark hair long And his spurs jingle jangled Lik......Read the rest...

...Nights of passion with no strings attached Ignited by booze and a lusty zest, Bodies gyrating, so tightly pressed, Wanton desire, emotions detached Regrets come with hangovers that can't be......Read the rest...

...The village has grown bigger The way that villages do Parts have been demolished And parts of it are new. The Hotel has expanded, Very little is the same, Except the warm atmosphere And they......Read the rest...

...I went for a walk with an Aardvark In a forest of beer bottle trees, Entranced by their gentle swaying, Hanging and clinking in the breeze; And I found a top spanner bush Growing at a convenient......Read the rest...

...I got friggin heebie jeebies Cuz buzzards circle o'er me eyeing these lovely bones prithee id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si hence impossible mission to be lovey dove vee. Vague remembrances of ......Read the rest...

...I am the pirate bear! I am the pirate bear! I am without a care, with plenty of curly hair! I travel the seven seas, I travel the seven seas. I do what I please all the time, I even eat my fleas!......Read the rest...

...Taking Stock of Your Best Part Measure Treasure A Drunkard’s Nap Boozy snoozy Gun Enthusiast with Energy Trigger Vigor Bum after a Bubble Bath Fragrant Vagrant Feb. 8, 20......Read the rest...

...She had a face like a fish fryer's basket, All stressed and creased and lined His like a bag of old spanners Abused, misused, misaligned. She jumped his place in the bar queue One Boozy Sat......Read the rest...

...Recollections were a little hazy, His leaving party last night, Undying friendships sworn, That last friendly little fight. Goodbye, Scotland the Brave, Home of the warrior Clan, The Batter Fri......Read the rest...

...I went for a walk with an Aardvark In a forest of beer bottle trees, Entranced by their gentle swaying, Hanging and clinking in the breeze; And I found a top spanner bush Growing at a convenient......Read the rest...

...It was the last order rush All full of fun and chat. As the door swung wide All turned to look at what. He wore his hat pulled low He wore his dark hair long And his spurs jingle jangled Lik......Read the rest...

...He was my friend For just a few years, Our friendship cemented Over ciggies and beers, And chatting up birds On long boozy nights And standing back to back In barroom fights. We had an arr......Read the rest...

...I was driving to work on Monday morn when behind me I heard a honking horn A guy's middle finger taunted with scorn, and that's the moment my road rage was born. Normally, I'd smile and......Read the rest...

...I portrayed the knave of hearts again, A role it would seem I was made for. I ventured off script and silenced my critics By drinking them under the table. Classically trained in the tavern art......Read the rest...

...Trapped in elevator I'm a posh upstart My stomach upset from garlic tart La-di-da eyes look me over Then I realise I am not quite sober. Boozy belch from cocktail hour Does vodka ......Read the rest...