Bonce Poems - Poems about Bonce

... Early in a damp woodsman's camp seeing sawyers from a logging town to stop the conversation bogging down as asked my age among other things I replied, 'Cut off my head and count the rin......

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...That neighbour has just banged his door. Again yet again and yet again. I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat his barking bonce against the wall of his rathole. But there’d be no grey matt......

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...To write poems missing one vowel I'm struggling, you should see me scowl Nice sponsor Emile Won't know how I feel I’m tempted to throw in the towel! I thought writing this would be......

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...‘ I have forgot whatever you knew. A victim of grey matter - Tabula Rasa You wander into my mind slam the door behind - run headlong into a brick wall. My head hurts with emotionally empty emp......

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...Whatever rules they make up now in twenty-twenty-one ‘Little’ Frankie tells his dad I need to have some fun His dad said how about a pet, I’ve just embalmed a pup But Frankie moaned I’m sorry but ......

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...Am I invisible... you almost knocked me flying I’m on the pavement too, can’t you see me! Too busy on your bloody mobile Makes me seethe as you can see! Head bent, hell bent on con......

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...free me life is a player and I am the ball of life whenever I bonce on the walls of knowledge I roll back with wisdom somany times I fear but life play me back up free me am a man o......

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...In my bonce when to nonce Just another sense but I n......

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...Twas twiglo, and the snellish whidgers did sprowl and danzal in the warsh; all wafflie were the paridgers, ......

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...Billys bald bonce brought barmy thoughts It's getting cold Billy your skin is all white What will I do, with what, to stop the withering look Brave Billy bought a buffalo hat to keep warm Mighti......

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...The archway formed of trees was green It was shade from summer's heat Splendid archway cover invites Come love to this retreat Now the archway hangs in color Rust, orange, yellow, brown Drawing ......

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...I shoots the birds what lands upon my garden An’ I shoots the birds what lands upon my shed I’m a strapping lad and people says an ‘ard un But I never shoots a bird what’s on my ‘ead I did it o......

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...Oh I love the battle of picking out hair, The grey ones the brown ones, mistaking the fair. I thought it was charming that first little one, they have turned into bxxxers from that stray single ......

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