Bollocks Poems - Poems about Bollocks

..."Obscenicon" Oh come on!!! What the grawlix He dropped the ball What a load of bollocks......

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...How would they know? I mean, this could be AI. Could write Any Old bollocks. Does it have The Spirit; of my poetry? Where is my Soul? Is it Next to this semi-colon? : Look at it, Bi......

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...I got a polo neck jumper. She said they were in. Pep wears one. He hasn’t manboobs. Ribbed, dark grey. Tighter than it should of been. With a vintage leather, black jacket. Sophisticated,conti......

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...Unlike the Famous Five, with capers, japes and adventures, boats and well stocked picnics, we lived a back street life. With a sock and masking tape ball and mucky fat sarnies. The Family Allowa......

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...Bath City football club is an embarrassment to Bath Most people ain't heard of them the ones who have laugh Their aim and ambition is to be what they are And that's like dreaming you're a broken......

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...9/27/21 Oh bollocks An impact on health and the wallet As an alcoholic Do I know when to call it No I don't know when to stop s*** I don't care about your trucks or cars with hydraulics Am......

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...Pay no attention I'm a bit off line A bit off centre it could be the wine Or might be my arm pits Or maybe my bollocks Perhaps it was that bucket of turpentine......

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...PARKING SPACE Where I parked my car, near the building for a long time, there was no protest, or so I thought someone and they are always anonymous, rang the police who has little to do in the......

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...Words meant so much to him too The punchy lyric told you what to do It was what he wanted to say Instead of just wasting it anyway What bollocks, yeah man Here was where he made his stand The......

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...They say oh this old bollocks trick and know just what to do they've never been in politics know more than me and you They say the Tories liars politicians all the same overpowered by desire ......

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...* I wrote my first poem 2 years ago, to celebrate, I've written this poem where I've stole my own rhymes from my own poems and morphed it all together enjoy I'm a quick wit picnic with sick tricks......

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...Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, a weird name but I'll wear it, I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original like the South Park ginger kid, "gingers have souls bluur". MC Generic the genius ......

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...In this humid summer air I don't wear my underwear my bollocks get all sweaty, for that I do not care. It's not amusing they sweat profusely along with the crack and sweaty pubes whilst wo......

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...I’m led on the floor and it is a bore I look at the dust I look at the door flimmin’ sciatica soars again never felt crappier hoarding pain Try giving birth women are thinking, I can......

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...I have always, always loved you… Even to this day, for you, the roses in my garden still bloom. All I ever done was sustain their beauty, year by year. So long it has been, since you were last h......

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