Betty Poems - Poems about Betty

thinks she is witty sarcasm her daily fare a nonfriend maker cannot help her barbs alienates all she meets my cousin betty...

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We are pet sitting our neighbor’s cat and dog…which means we’re wearing two hats one for Betty (she’s the dog) and one for Doctor (he’s the cat). Dogs and cats are different…we know this to be true… so I’ve had the opportunity to compare and contrast the two. I’ve been walking Betty in the morning…she get’s excited once her...

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Betty was not very tall Her shoes seem to be small She walked with a limp Mistaken for a gimp Or an excess of alcohol...

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Baseball Betty asked her new boyfriend to help teach the little girl baseball. She had no idea that Stanford had never been to a game. He did not know how it was played. He had never held a bat. Or possibly one ball. For an hour and a half Betty taught Veronica how to play baseball. While Stanford read a book...

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Boneless Betty Every day Boneless Betty wished she could help her baker family. But she could hardly move in bed! If she stood up, her nerves, blood flow, lungs, organs, would get blocked, squeezed, and she’d die in bed! One day, after being spoon-fed, she and her family decided to carefully stack on her their loaves of bread. ...

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'Twas not long ago, I did retire - Time for me to regroup. And like a buzzing fly, I fell into A bowl of Poetry Soup! My IT job did not prepare me. Artistically, I'm a dupe. My reading list has only Dr. Suess. Don't scoop me from Poetry Soup! My greatest influence, I must say, Is the brilliant Betty Boop. I would surely like...

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Bubble Bong Betty with high heeled shoes Ate too much candy but never touched booze Trotted around showing all of us her fancy stuff Her voice was melodic, not a bit sharp or rough She had a way that was soft but also pretty unique Johnny said Bubble Betty is the kind of woman I seek We all agreed she was...

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Bad breath Betty Never had a steady Or anything Be it friend or foe. Everyone avoided her don't cha know. Then she went to the zoo Met Evalynn Who blew flowers through her nose. Betty had to find out how that goes. Evalynn said, "step near, I'll tell you the secret That no one must hear. Lean closer now!" And Betty did. What she said would have shocked you, But...

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betty lourdes said she had the choice to choose where the river goes a divine rod of sorts a word to say amongst the falling leaves water and wardle going to see the river man and how about those plans about the right to wallow along the stream recapturing the summer she lost in her pain ...

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Beeswax bumble betty sits in luxury in her steed’s antler nest. Knowing that her situation is remarkable, maybe the best. Others parade around but they never come this far west. She is in her element, loving her hideout, in the antler’s nest...

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It’s been so n i c e - to hear you now It’s been awhile Feeling like a l o s e r n o w Over my heart I f a l l Like a sucker punch It hurts so s w e l l T e...

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Beeswax bumble betty sits in luxury in her steed’s antler nest. Knowing that her situation is remarkable, maybe the best. Others parade around but they never come this far west. She is in her element, loving her hideout, in the antler’s nest....

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Jack gave Betty a wedding ring Life for them a kite on a string No worries, no cares, they were in love Everything perfect, below and above Then one night Jack went 'too far' Look, my dear Betty, how pregnant you are Nine...

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A plump little girl named Betty She ate copious amounts of spaghetti She loved the stuff It was never enough She got too fat to sit on the settee...

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BETTY-JO I often think of Betty-Jo, A girl I really admired. Blue-eyed, blonde-haired Betty-Jo, The girl I really desired. I might have married Betty-Jo. But, too shy, I never enquired. 6th June 2023 Bite size No 65 poetry contest Sponsor - Line Gauthier...

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