Short Betty Poems
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Betty was not very tall
Her shoes seem to be small
She walked with a limp
Mistaken for a gimp
Or an excess of alcohol
Feisty Betty White.
Living life with all her might.
Ignoring all those Tinseltown rumours.
Talk about your late bloomers!
Voluptuous Betty Boop
threw men for a loop
always sassy and flirtatious
delightfully curvaceous
AP: 3rd place 2026
thinks she is witty
sarcasm her daily fare
a nonfriend maker
cannot help her barbs
alienates all she meets
my cousin betty
A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti
Betty White the comedian
seventy years of televised beauty
always the life of the party
even till the end of the year
January 6, 2022
A plump little girl named Betty
She ate copious amounts of spaghetti
She loved the stuff
It was never enough
She got too fat to sit on the settee
I know you were just being petty
When you laughed at my Uncle Betty
But who would believe
That he could conceive
After eating all that spaghetti?
Sassy Betty Boop
Said: "Don't take away my boop-oop-a-doop."
Innocent sexuality caused male obsession.
Womanly charms had them lined up in succession.
Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid.
Betty Crocker has a way with a cake
With her directions, anyone can bake
Written October 14, 2022
[scraping the bottom
of the bowl]
It was Betty and Veronica
who asked Archie to play the harmonica
turned out the sound was so bad
that they rushed to replace him with grandad
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Buxomly bright Betty and her beige burly bear
Bounced through their days with nary a care
Expecting no special treatment, but it was there
Because they both were enjoyable with a jaunty air.
High praise for Talkartoon Betty Boop
Her Jazzy theme song Poop poopy doop!
Many have thought of her a sexpot
She’s innocence and sass, shy she’s not!
In his arms,
she cries in pain,
for her love,
I try in vain,
I had you once,
I let you go,
for a dream,
that was never so,
now here I sit,
watching in wait,
let it unfold,
seal our fate.
Our dearest Betty White, whose credits are long
Her sharp wit was always like a risque' song
She warmed our hearts every step of the way.
Her final bow, we wish she could have stayed.
January 8, 2022
Betty White
an iconic delight
a 'golden girl' in demand
she makes it 'Hot in Cleveland'
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12-3-2012
Brevity Poetry Contest No More Than Six Lines
Sponsor: Caren Krutsinger
Betty the Little black stout cat
Was busy chasing a Rat
Like Tom in the cartoon Tom and Jerry
You know their rows are a little scary
When suddenly her paw got stuck on the mat
And she fell on her nose flat
A gentleman came calling for Betty.
The house Madam said wait on the settee.
Betty came running down.
Tried to change the man's frown.
But she had been so busy already.
This is for the Bawdy limy contest, though not very bawdy.
They ask if a fat person fell in the woods
Would the trees laugh which they should
Betty tried it, as she fell her fat begin to jiggle
I closed my mouth but still heard a giggle
To be able to record that sound i wish i could!
Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner
January 3, 2022
Beeswax bumble betty sits in luxury in her steed’s antler nest.
Knowing that her situation is remarkable, maybe the best.
Others parade around but they never come this far west.
She is in her element, loving her hideout, in the antler’s nest
Beeswax bumble betty sits in luxury in her steed’s antler nest.
Knowing that her situation is remarkable, maybe the best.
Others parade around but they never come this far west.
She is in her element, loving her hideout, in the antler’s nest.
The falling leaves
and the breeze
Got to sort her plans
Suppose Moses knew
Blackbird on high
Betty said she paid the price
watching the sky drift away
following summer
she lost the pace
how the river flows
without a prayer
or a talisman
Pass the word
About the Golden Girl
Devine at 99
Perception being really kind
From game show
To Mr. Grant you know
There was moore
TV News room was the floor
We also love the gator
Screamed see yah later
Happy B-day Betty White
Everything sure is right