Short Betty Poems

Betty bit her thumb        Now it's very numb...

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B B Got Duped

Did you know Betty Boop got duped in the loop?...

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busty
Rubenesque
think Barbie doll
Or curvy Betty Boop
Headlights...

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Her face glows with love
When you meet her soft, sweet eyes
Touched by an angel....

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Fish splash in the pond
A strong gust of wind blows by
A Wonderful Day

(For Betty Janko)...

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Betty White,
Comedic dynamite.
Golden girl extrordinaire,
A feisty ol' gal with lots of flair....

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Big busted Betty
Dressed her Double D’s
Using uplifting underwire
Creating a costume of cleavage...

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BETTY BOOP

What ever happened to Betty Boop?

She went out on a date and to duped.


09/07/2016...

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Bizarre, barely blossoming Betty Boop's bulbous bosoms 
Busted Biology Bernie’s basic biometric beliefs....

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B-ell-shaped
E-legant 
T-ulips 
T-enderly 
Y-awn.

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Monocrostic (Birthday of Betty Cervania)...

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The smell of an old school bus still lingers to this day

Dedicated to Susie Robinson and her mother Betty Elmore...

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whisssssss
peering that
thissssssss
over the
counter
shhhhh
it is

pretty damn
good   Betty
bam BA lam
ba lam...

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Betty was not very tall
Her shoes seem to be small
She walked with a limp
Mistaken for a gimp
Or an excess of alcohol...

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Feisty Betty White.
Living life with all her might.
Ignoring all those Tinseltown rumours.
Talk about your late bloomers!...

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thinks she is witty
sarcasm her daily fare
a nonfriend maker

cannot help her barbs
alienates all she meets
my cousin betty...

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Betty came from Brazil,
She refused to take the pill,
She had a dozen kids,
Lived life on the skids,
Now she is over the hill....

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There's a mouse 
That wanted a house
Her name was Betty
And she was petty
She had a friend named Patty 
Oh, they were both very petty...

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A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti...

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Betty White the comedian
seventy years of televised beauty
always the life of the party
even till the end of the year



January 6, 2022...

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Now, Betty disliked Old Joe's cat
It was sneaky, mean, and too fat
Joe suddenly died
Poor Betty, she cried
And the cat? Well, that's now a mat!...

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Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!...

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I know you were just being petty
When you laughed at my Uncle Betty
But who would believe
That he could conceive
After eating all that spaghetti?...

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There once was a man named Freddy
whom everyone like to  call  Eddy
He put on a wig he'd thought everyone dig
and he now goes by the name of Betty...

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A plump little girl named Betty
She ate copious amounts of spaghetti
She loved the stuff
It was never enough
She got too fat to sit on the settee...

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Sassy Betty Boop
Said: "Don't take away my boop-oop-a-doop."
Innocent sexuality caused male obsession.
Womanly charms had them lined up in succession....

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