Short Betty Poems
Short Betty Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Betty by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Betty by length and keyword.
Betty was not very tall
Her shoes seem to be small
She walked with a limp
Mistaken for a gimp
Or an excess of alcohol
Feisty Betty White.
Living life with all her might.
Ignoring all those Tinseltown rumours.
Talk about your late bloomers!
thinks she is witty
sarcasm her daily fare
a nonfriend maker
cannot help her barbs
alienates all she meets
my cousin betty
Betty came from Brazil,
She refused to take the pill,
She had a dozen kids,
Lived life on the skids,
Now she is over the hill.
There's a mouse
That wanted a house
Her name was Betty
And she was petty
She had a friend named Patty
Oh, they were both very petty
A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti
Betty White the comedian
seventy years of televised beauty
always the life of the party
even till the end of the year
January 6, 2022
Now, Betty disliked Old Joe's cat
It was sneaky, mean, and too fat
Joe suddenly died
Poor Betty, she cried
And the cat? Well, that's now a mat!
Trump was playing with Betty Boop
When suddenly he had to poop
- Coronavirus scare -
No toilet paper there!
But FOX News picked up an hot scoop!
It was Betty and Veronica
who asked Archie to play the harmonica
turned out the sound was so bad
that they rushed to replace him with grandad
A plump little girl named Betty
She ate copious amounts of spaghetti
She loved the stuff
It was never enough
She got too fat to sit on the settee
I know you were just being petty
When you laughed at my Uncle Betty
But who would believe
That he could conceive
After eating all that spaghetti?
There once was a man named Freddy
whom everyone like to call Eddy
He put on a wig he'd thought everyone dig
and he now goes by the name of Betty
Sassy Betty Boop
Said: "Don't take away my boop-oop-a-doop."
Innocent sexuality caused male obsession.
Womanly charms had them lined up in succession.
Goodnight, my dear Ms Betty White
Our angel of laughter and light
On golden wings, she's taken flight
To make the stars a bit more bright
12/31/21
Pretty Betty was pretty placid,
Until she smelled butyric acid.
She ran out of the lab,
And hailed herself a cab.
And did not stop until Lake Flaccid.
Teen daydreamer Betty May Seymour
Left her clothing all over the floor
The postman peeped in
Committing a sin
Whilst her neighbours all shouted, "Encore"
called Black Betty
she’s graceful
a rare beauty
still, quite a handful
she’s had her share
of adventure
and misadventure
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Betty Crocker has a way with a cake
With her directions, anyone can bake
Written October 14, 2022
[scraping the bottom
of the bowl]
B-e
E-arnest
T-o request
T-he help from God,
Y-ou will be rescued from the coming flood.
Topic: Birthday of Betty Landero (April 17)
Form: Acrostic Tetractys
B-eacon's
E-arly
T-winkle
T-ruly
Y-ields
L-ight
A-nd
R-adiance
O-nce
G-low
A-ppears
Topic: Birthday of Betty Laroga (December 11)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved by all those who "et" her!
Betty was blue,
She was born that way,
Her friends said you’re funny,
But Betty said “Hey,
All of you are brown, black or pink,
?And that’s far more amusing, or so I think.”
Art’s doctor prescribed lactulose
Wife Betty’s seen holding her nose
I’m sorry for Arty
The meds make him farty
But Betty is near comatose
03/20/21
Betty had a good buddy whose name was Jack
His brown bunny she took for a verbal attack
This retort she had
Made her feel too bad
So Betty brought her buddies brown bunny back!