Best Whey Poems

I have a superhero;
his name is Pickett Tupp. 
Before you count to zero,
he'll have picked it up.

Grandpa could have hurt his neck 
but Pickett, super guy, 
picked the peel up from the deck 
where Junior let it lie.

I've another super friend;
her name's Poteeta Whey.
If it's...

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Dear whey,
You have changed my life from the day we met
Our first date was great because I got you wet
First I poured water on you, didn’t like the taste
Ever since, I used milk to switch up the pace
At which I devoured  your nutritious goodness
We...

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Some people churn out
haiku poems like a Land
O'Lakes creamery!...

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Cottage cheese or curds and whey
I try to eat some every day
I generally can find a way
But always after morning weigh
So that my weight I won’t inveigh

There’s not much market for the curd
And on its face, that seems absurd
For surely if you got the word
You...

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