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An Oldie For Sotto Poet's Vogon Poetry Contest

Worst or Worstest Limrick Evah

Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya-
Write hear I'll change the beet!
also I ain't bin usin end rime
An this old line is whey to long for a forth line.
Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong?
hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs?
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Watt Avatar
September 7, 2020 at 11:24 PM
This is so bad, it's really kind of good! And very funny. I can just picture you writing this and actually working at misspelling words, not rhyming, and killing the meter. Ouch! It reminds me of Lucille Ball (who was a good singer) acting the part of a bad singer on I Love Lucy. Such fun.
White Avatar
November 26, 2010 at 10:58 PM
Tiss a bad one- not spank yoself- Oh and Congrats
Skyles-Theoklapoet Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 3:16 PM
So kewl but bad also.Congrats on this one it deserved to win.Thanks for your very kind comment on my poem.Your friend Teresa/Theoklapoet
Brown Avatar
November 23, 2010 at 6:18 AM
Congratulations on your win in PD'S contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Kendrick Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara
Sweetheart Avatar
November 22, 2010 at 4:38 AM
SOUP MAIL Andrea ...
Mannan Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:06 PM
What a lot of words spelt wrong Andrea. Absolutely loved it. Many congratulations for this win.
Fraser Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 3:52 PM
Haha, eggsellent entree, ann zo deeserved ov it'z plaicing inn, oopz on the winners podium >> James :)
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Congrats Andrea on your big win in P.D.;s worst poem ever contest.. though everything u write my friend is simply SUPER... enjoy your sweet win today and have a Happy Thanksgiving luv..
Mehta Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 10:45 AM
Andrea...ur lmrck beats d wrst.... congrats on big win.......... Luv/Best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta
A   Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 9:09 AM
yes! yes! yes! This was even bad for you,, did not think It was yours,, till I saw the winners last night.. By the way,,it did make laugh. CONGRATULATIONS! Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
Neels Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:49 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your win with this limrick ;) love Wilma
Richards Avatar
November 21, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Funny funny....so bad it's good !!! Huh?
Babcock Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 10:19 AM
I LOVE THIS. We can read words no matter if the spelling is incorrect. I don't know what your students would say ha ha ha to this poem. Luv Phyl
Maverick Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 9:04 AM
so sorry to get you confused Andrea, with Carolyn, APOLOGY.
Maverick Avatar
November 20, 2010 at 9:02 AM
w.e..ell it is different for you to rite loyke theese... however i wish you all the best in this (misguided) career,Carolyn ha ha. Joe.
Shango Avatar
November 19, 2010 at 8:16 AM
How does a good poet writes a bad poem, you are too are form and finish ... but genius will have it, for genius you are.
Onclaud Avatar
November 18, 2010 at 11:27 PM
LOL.. a great laugh and pretty neat limerick, andrea... betting on this one for the contest! thanks for your comment on my last page.. i do have a new one if you have time to dissect it.. hugggs and warmest, nette
Devonshire Avatar
November 18, 2010 at 5:52 AM
I was telling Dane Ann about this poem yesterday, Andrea. I really like this tongue-in-cheek approach to the contest and hope it takes first place. Love, Carolyn
Skyles-Theoklapoet Avatar
November 17, 2010 at 1:14 PM
Great Andrea you may have a winner here.Thanks for your very sweet comment.Your PS friend Teresa
Sweetheart Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 7:29 PM
Emotionally impossible to visit the ground where she and my Daddy lie together now.. I know their spirits are not there so to me they are forever with me in spirit.. so NO I do not go .. but my sons do and they maintain the surrounding ground for me.. my little Joseph John is buried there ..his ashes luv.
Neels Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 6:05 PM
Hey Andrea, just a quick note on that write of mine. Unfortunately it is not fiction.. It really happened that way I saw him the 22nd and he passed away on my birthday which happens to be on Christmas. It is already 4am here and I am still awake! Crazy hey? ;) Love Wilma
Peranteau Avatar
November 16, 2010 at 3:55 PM
Yes Andrea; it's definitly the worst !...spelling that is..*smiles* reads like how I talk ! NOT Awesome write dear poet ! much love, james
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November 16, 2010 at 3:36 PM
boy that has got to be a winner in bad spelling....LOL Very funny though!!
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