Best Unevenly Poems


Premium Member Sand, Sun-Kissed and Sandals

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. . . someone like me, sultry and carefree,
          becomes excited in tender moments,
                   simply 
         anticipating spring, the silhouette of summer
    
   warmth leaves me breathless, and
seasons never cease to be expressive and please


   perhaps i’ll imagine the possibilities,
           beyond this sweet ache


  do you understand the feeling of being windswept, 
         how i long to escape and frolic ?

( to linger in days of seagulls and sand, 
 salty air dancing upon luscious lips,
       . . .  sighing as the moonlight twists its fingertips
                  through my dirty blonde hair -
  tangling its glow, softly and slow
             as waves welcome me, in pure ecstasy )


   perhaps i’ll imagine the possibilities,
           beyond this sweet ache

  
- - under a pink umbrella basking,
             absorbing the radiant atmosphere, 
         with creamy coconut lotion on sun-kissed skin, 
while sculpting sandcastles unevenly, as the tide moves in - -

                           *sand in sandals *


           
            even the wind, with its soothing melody,
     moves distant clouds my way, in hopes to soothe me 

                    

   perhaps i’ll imagine the possibilities,
          beyond this sweet ache
          
                     
                 . . . to finally feel, only you
     


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         ~ A Romantic Scribble ~ 
          (Longing for warmth) 

. . .  The season, or your touch ? ? ?
                 Perhaps both

Premium Member My Sudoku Life

And I walk
across numerical figments
speaking hyperbole dialect to their imaginations.

Numb, blocky gaps
whisper invitation to secret club.

Enticing my stature
to belong
to become exponent’s side-kick.

So they can welcome me with open arms.

Coating my digits with inoperable tumors
double-knotted in hot pink laced bow
and baby-breath scent.

They even left a Walmart Rollback smiley face sticker
with crack residue on right cheek
and a comic-style bubble caption, “welcome home puppet”.

Yes!

This is exactly how Mother 1 told me it would be.

Kinda like marriage,
but less detail-oriented.

But, I could never fit in.

For I am neither positive
nor negative
about their (cult) ural ways.

Timing would always be off.

An arm from the clock that suffered a stroke at Midnight…

They’d never understand,
how they’d alter this unevenly, odd numerical figment.

For they’ll just calculate,
deduce,
my sum with rusty protractor.

This Zero, into a fraction...

© Drake J. Eszes

Match Made In Heaven

I stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf

My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my eyes bulge out my head
Like a half squeezed Chihuahua pup

My legs they call them lucky
They like two fighting swords
I have the knack of amusing people
With them I even won awards

Now my wife is a total contrast
She’s short, fat and round
It takes me three hours to spread the fake tan
But she still comes out unevenly browned

Just the other day I thought 
She threw the duvet over me
But when I opened one eye
I saw it was a crusty bikini

I love to watch her dressing
It makes me shake at the knees
I feel like grabbing a handful of ripples
And give them a gentle squeeze 

Driving the car is a challenge 
Her ripples stop me changing the gear
And when we walk down the street
We look like a shield with a skinny spear

But to her I’m her half finished pepperoni
To me she’s my fluffy bread bun
We always do things together
I’m telling you, we have so much fun

And now I would like to announce
The arrival of baby number seven
We may seem like the oddest couple
But it’s a match made in heaven.


Definitions

Joy and pain…
Sun and rain…
Love and disdain-
Opposites existing simultaneously
To its own detriment.
One cancelling out the other…
Parasitic and unevenly yoked.

Through thick cumulative clouds
I was the sun…
The flow of light
In and out of her rain…
Creating rainbows of
Misty colors between
Our different mediums 
We clash…
Much like the uneven
Heating of the Earth’s surface
As cold meets warm-
A flow of wind between
Our boundaries
That violently blows…
                        Juxtapose-
© Keith Lea  Create an image from this poem.

Treasure the Pleasure of God's Blessings

once i had footprints as tattoos
the art was tasteless
the seed was a hateful hoax

once i had phlegm laced spit in every hair follicle
the gleam was unattractive
the roots were unbalanced and unevenly growing

once i had gnats fronting as a jazz band predominately playing dirges
the rhythm was a compulsive liar
the melody was basically a malady

then you came along 
you saw me in all chapters of unkempt
you dried my tears
you gave me shelter
you made me pray with you
you Loved me to Wellness

now i am a better man 
now i am smelling like lavender and vanilla
now my heart is richer than my many big pictures
now i know the true meaning of Prosperous Gratitude
now i know what it really feels like to be Definitively Loved
Now I Thank God and Give Him Praise For You.....

now i must go and get myself together and get ready
her funeral starts at 11am
her last words to me were 'You Blessed My Life By My Saving Yours'

Treasure The Pleasure Of God's Blessings......
© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.

SOME FAIRYTALES - LIMERICKS

A prince who’d been changed by a spell,
Was an ugly frog in a well.
To a pretty young miss
He said, “Give me a kiss.”
She replied, No thank you, you smell.”

When asked by Prince Charming to wed,
Cinderella shook her fair head.
Thought, not for a ransom,
He’s not very handsome
And she married Buttons instead.

When Snow-white saw the dwarves in the hall,
She observed they were not very tall.
They were children she thought
And decided she ought
To apply to foster them all.

The dragon had breath fiery red
And the people wanted him dead.
So Saint George was dispatched
But, unevenly matched,
The dragon slayed Saint George instead

Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie,
Kissed all the girls and made them cry.
Nursery Land was aghast
At what had just passed
For Georgy was a girl, that’s why.

On the pretext of finding water, 
Jack chased Jill and then, when he caught her,
They got carried away
And the following May,
Jill gave birth to a little daughter


Premium Member The Porcelain King

I see the eye of an albino deer,
facing east, as I face north
It is almost silent
The sky is an empty granite gray

His eyes match
the mimosa flowers
that feather down in a fluffy rain
around us, unevenly

He looks at my hazel eyes,
probably not seeing the color

I hope he considers me
as I consider him

It is 5:15 on the road.

We are sandwiched in by woods
in the fatigued heat
of a drawn-out Sunday in June
when even the cardinals are tired of singing

The buttercups
are a dusty shade of mustard,
too dry to stand up straight

The male albino drops his head,
after figuring me out,
nibbles the hot grass
and flicks his ears

His tail swishes away a fly

A hungry mosquito
mocks this moment
and won’t leave my ears alone

The oaks and pines stop swaying
as if holding their breath

There is heavy honeysuckle
in the air, and smoke

Someone must be burning leaves

I am close enough to see
the velvet blush of his antlers

He is a four pointer

I count the seconds
and try to find meaning
in this

A red-shouldered hawk
announces itself
and the porcelain king
scampers off
into the thicket
© CC Bloom  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Ballroom Delights

The orchestra was loud when I walked in,
Performing a whimsical waltz by Strauss.
I picked a group of friends and settled-in,
And perused the fineries of the house.
The chandeliers were unevenly spaced,
Creating random spaces of shadows
Where intimate strangers chastely embraced,
And not-so-innocent virgins caroused.
A friendly acquaintance introduced me
To his available little sister.
Turned out she was charming and quite lovely,
So I gave up trying to resist her.
“I would be most honored, beyond measure;
If you’d care to dance, it’d be my pleasure.”

Irony of Purpose

It is funny! 
Very funny how
A masked preacher can preach honesty; 
And even points at the wrongs with his
Fingers of hypocritical righteousness…

We stare with grim satisfaction
Because the black winged Angel 
Ridding a flaming chariot tells a tale; 
And proclaims that God is love, 
Yet he, himself is an Angel of death. 

Day after wretched day Humanity walks! 
He walks down the dark alley of freedom;
Freedom which shouts fairness; 
Fairness that begets confusion—
And he tries to bottle the spittle of birds…

Every night he lies in bed and tries to hear
The voice of fishes shouting gender and Sexualty in a world where the scale of
Equality is  unevenly proportional and
Equal rights mean the oppression of men. 

Apartheid, the history of Mzanzi is 
The present for the African world and
That has caused his inferiority complexes 
To suffice and personalize racism and 
One after another, generations play along. 

Lest we forget, 
The victims are just as guilty
As the perpetrators but at some point. 
Humanity weeps as he inspects 
His isle of hopelessness! 

But just like the majority, men; 
They cry in hiding. 
Where no-one sees, 
No-one hears and 
No-one dares speak for the black sheep! 

Deep down this egocentric radicalism, 
He orders rotten eggs to make an omelette
With which he feeds pirate justice, 
And he goes all year long 
On a running stomach. 

Although the words never sink, 
Humanity hearkens to 
The rumbling stomach of justice but 
When the rainbow of life turns 
Grey! 

Humanity's children cry day and night
While the Angel of death entrusted 
Their protection feasts on their tears
And dances to the beautiful sound 
Of their troubled voices. 

And when the wolf comes for their
Brazen souls we hail at the smiling lady
Who says 'I am virgin Mary'
With fangs behind her white vail
And poison under her tongue—death! 

The rich are poor but morally, 
Yet no-one sees
And no-one cares; 
They say 'each one for himself' 
Come shall the final hour do. 

It is funny! 
Very funny how
A masked preacher can preach honesty; 
And even points at the wrongs with his
Fingers of hypocritical righteousness…

Humanity looks on 
And passes his judgement. 
The masked preacher scoffs:
“No-one is perfect. 
No, not one!”

Premium Member Good Deed Mcgee

Back when McGee was a fireman
A fairly long time in the past
He thought he'd go for a little walk
And feeling quite up to the task

That was until he saw a site
That was cute in a curious way
There he was , that little boy Shawn
Playing as he did everyday 

But this time he sat in a wagon Bright Red
With a ladder tied to the side
And a hose he held very tight in his hand
As a dog and a cat pulled his ride

So McGee played along, and said "Hey there, Chief,
That's a fine fire engine for sure 
But I notice your team is unevenly yoked
It's Ok though, cause I have the cure

I see that the rope that's tied to the dog
Is cinched to the collar 'round his neck
But the rope's 'round the testicles of the poor cat
The problem is this I suspect"

Then McGee started switching the rope on the cat
To his collar to equal the chore 
But Shawn stood up and protested loudly
"So, I won't have a siren no more"

Golden Rule.

I have no urge to do what used to be a necessity; I don’t dwell on the past. In your 
presence of physical and mental distribution, subsiding the bad for good, putting 
me in a state of equilibrium. It’s not safe to be writing these things this early. But 
its how I feel. The cloth that your skin resembles dries up my past, and absorbs it 
without any question. The warmth you radiate makes it unevenly distribute 
throughout my body, you bring warmth and shivers. The safety issues don’t play 
a role in either of our minds, what is needed is the presence of each other. It’s a 
word that has no existence, but yet keeps us both wanting more. As the smile 
radiates your figure, it does mine also. The one on one attention brings calamity 
to my bindings. What’s embedded inside my delicate figure has been strangled 
for such a long duration. It’s waiting to be released by the power you invested into 
the lock. You’re entitled to the contents of this wooden chest. The color gold 
resides all throughout your figure, but the feeling of another time, the warmth of 
present time, the question of future time, is the Golden Rule. The intense but yet 
visible attraction draws out all stressors in my mind. The chemical impoundment 
is so concrete and so obvious that we both will not deny that it’s there. And what 
we have, I’ve never felt before.

Premium Member Fries and Man

Crunchy golden brown potatoes
Cut unevenly into strips sticks
One maybe half, one and two inches long
Best eaten after freshly fried

So thus us, creations of God
Unequal to wit, might and talents
Yet, daily equip in battle of growing
Not on failing but succeeding

The fries eaten plain or flavored
So is man simple and favored
The fries a fine finger food
So is man by nature is born good

Either served on plate or pouch
Us humans ready to serve and touch
Sometimes bitten bit or whole
Us humans molded clever or fool

by: olive_eloi
10:07am
01/19/2014

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A Belated Cc Das Kapital Wicked Candle Box Event For Karl Marx

Born May 5, 1818, in Trier Germany 
     to Heinrich and Henrietta Marx,
sans the third of nine children 
     (and second oldest heir) 

     Karl Marx thinking begot incendiary sparks,
asper his two most controversial publications 
     titled The Communist Manifesto, 
     and Das Kapital

which political philosophy 
     incubating seeds of self destruction didst birth
doctrines of class struggle, 
     historical materialism, dearth

of equitable wealth, and inherent 
     contradictions of industrial capital 
     distributed unevenly 
     across avast swath of Earth 

thus inviting his perspective 
     (conveniently exploited, 
     mined, and usurped) advocating 
     the working class (proletariat) 

     to expedite organized revolutionary action
to topple capitalism and bring about 
     socio-economic emancipation,
where wages of sin exchanged for labor bled
 
fingers to the bone life source, viz proletariat 
     till slaving laborer nearly became gratefully dead  
despite being cased in 12 point 
     Times New Roman garb, who incessantly fed

insatiably maws of production, 
     (no way to get a supportive talking head)
particularly highlighted 
     within schema of Capitalism), 

     a predominant paradigm 
     stratifying society led
to internal tensions engendered 
     between bourgeoisie red

dilly controlling means 
     of production codified as said
as die a critical approach Marx coined 
     as historical materialism,

    where figurative landmines forced one to tread 
gingerly, thus above stated philosophy 
     would supposedly lead down the road 
     where self destruction wrought marriage 
     birthing Socialism offspring from shot gun wed

     ding, thus coaxing eventual establishment 
of classless communist society meant
to establish free association of producers who spent
exchanging merchandise amidst classless 
     campy population hood pitched a tent.

Premium Member Melancholy Melody

tenuous strands 
lithely tethering 
the soul to reality... 
strummed unevenly 
by life 

sharp notes 
compose  
a subtle dirge 
of mournful 
ambivalence 

14 May 2023
© David Mohn  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member The Window

Over a labyrinth of dust
carved by cockroaches scampering away
at the faintest sign of company,
waning light is unevenly cast
by an old crackled glass window. 

Limp and age-stained curtains
tint green the yellowish rays
where they haven’t been eaten through
by moths which flutter unwittingly
along an old crackled glass window.

The sullen mood satisfies the bees
which hum, as they go to-and-fro, 
some sulking tune void of melody
which reverberates nicely
off an old crackled glass window. 

There is no living recollection
not even among spiders
peering wistfully about
who have long-adorned in cobweb
that old crackled glass window.

Yet recorded in detail
black and white on the wall
hanging skewed from a nail 
is an old family portrait 
taken under a clear glass window.

07/18/15

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