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Best Ummm Poems

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Premium Member Portrait of Susan C
PORTRAIT OF SUSAN C.

If you glance at Susan
Three days in a row
        same pose
    ...

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Categories: ummm, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Ferrets, Racoons, and Skunks, Oh My
I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...

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Categories: ummm, animal,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Ho-Ho-Ho
Welcome KMart shoppers blares through the air as a mosh pit of greedy Holiday buggers hurl themselves through the glass and aluminum doors—Obese bodies press...

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Categories: ummm, holiday,
Form: Haibun
Ugly Boy
>center>Jaime was such a lonely boy and this he couldn't understand?
              ...

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Categories: ummm, boy, bullying, feelings, growing
Form: Free verse
Is This a Grook Or Not? (Nothing)
How can something come out from nothing
When nothing can come from nothing?
So nothing isn’t nothing when it results into something,
Because by then, it would’ve been...

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Categories: ummm, confusion
Form: Grook



Match Made In Heaven
I stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf

My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my...

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Categories: ummm, funny, husband, love, wifeme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Deprived of Love
She looks at him and whispers, "I'm afraid of falling."
     He smiles at her and replies, "I'll catch you."


A poem was...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ummm, fear, love,
Form: Romanticism
Deep Within My Heart, Body and Soul
Deep within me...
I as one feel so lovely... 
I barely...
have a torn part within me that was abusively...
hurt because of you...
I love you...
Cause we as...

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Categories: ummm, happiness, love, passion, thank
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member The Best Thing About Winter
Hot food for comfort in Winter’s the best; soups birthed and thickened with cream.

Steaming, thick chili and spice coupled with hot cobblers.

Sink into that…ummm…warm....

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Categories: ummm, appreciation, cool, food, fruit,
Form: Sijo
Premium Member Amerigo Vespucci
ummm
pardon me
but who the funderbuthers was
he????????

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inquiring minds and all that jazz...

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Categories: ummm, history,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Another Tall Tale
Hi Mom. Sorry I'm late. I wanted to bring you something cuz I love you.
See, I was walking by the lake and saw this pretty...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ummm, child, silly,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Answers Without Questions
Why do questions hope to end with answers
while answers seem to never end 
without yet more questions?

As a case in point...

How are the Case Studies...

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Categories: ummm, feelings, health, humor, integrity,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Thomas Jefferson
It interests me to peer past the drafting
and rewriting shoulder
of Thomas Jefferson,
unhappy slave-owner,
and John Adams,
with domestic slave-owner nuisance issues,
and other principle writing minds 
of original...

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Categories: ummm, culture, happiness, health, humor,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Todays Good Deed
Today’s Good Deed

In your open hand
I placed a red rose petal upon it

You looked up at me in puzzlement
Curiosity won over fear

I replied “ the...

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Categories: ummm, abuse, art, death, hero,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Climates of Ballistic Management
Senator Fuller,
a permaculture designer
turned architect of exterior landscapes
then public sector architect
of EarthShip cooperative interior landscapes,
is with us today
to tell us about why he supports Sanders,
at...

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Categories: ummm, destiny, earth, health, humor,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Shattered Sighs