Best Ummm Poems
Below are the all-time best Ummm poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ummm poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
ummm, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Ferrets, Racoons, and Skunks, Oh MyI wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a...
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Categories:
ummm, animal,
Form:
Quatrain
Ho-Ho-HoWelcome KMart shoppers blares through the air as a mosh pit of greedy Holiday buggers hurl themselves through the glass and aluminum doors—Obese bodies press...
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Categories:
ummm, holiday,
Form:
Haibun
Categories:
ummm, boy, bullying, feelings, growing
Form:
Free verse
Is This a Grook Or Not? (Nothing)How can something come out from nothing
When nothing can come from nothing?
So nothing isn’t nothing when it results into something,
Because by then, it would’ve been...
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Categories:
ummm, confusion
Form:
Grook
Match Made In HeavenI stand naked by the mirror
Looking at myself
I look like ummm
Something off a dusty shelf
My ribs stick out
You could play them like a harp
And my...
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Categories:
ummm, funny, husband, love, wifeme,
Form:
Rhyme
Deprived of LoveShe looks at him and whispers, "I'm afraid of falling."
He smiles at her and replies, "I'll catch you."
A poem was...
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Categories:
ummm, fear, love,
Form:
Romanticism
Deep Within My Heart, Body and SoulDeep within me...
I as one feel so lovely...
I barely...
have a torn part within me that was abusively...
hurt because of you...
I love you...
Cause we as...
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Categories:
ummm, happiness, love, passion, thank
Form:
Romanticism
The Best Thing About WinterHot food for comfort in Winter’s the best; soups birthed and thickened with cream.
Steaming, thick chili and spice coupled with hot cobblers.
Sink into that…ummm…warm....
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Categories:
ummm, appreciation, cool, food, fruit,
Form:
Sijo
Amerigo Vespucciummm
pardon me
but who the funderbuthers was
he????????
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inquiring minds and all that jazz...
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Categories:
ummm, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Another Tall TaleHi Mom. Sorry I'm late. I wanted to bring you something cuz I love you.
See, I was walking by the lake and saw this pretty...
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Categories:
ummm, child, silly,
Form:
Narrative
Answers Without QuestionsWhy do questions hope to end with answers
while answers seem to never end
without yet more questions?
As a case in point...
How are the Case Studies...
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Categories:
ummm, feelings, health, humor, integrity,
Form:
Political Verse
Thomas JeffersonIt interests me to peer past the drafting
and rewriting shoulder
of Thomas Jefferson,
unhappy slave-owner,
and John Adams,
with domestic slave-owner nuisance issues,
and other principle writing minds
of original...
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Categories:
ummm, culture, happiness, health, humor,
Form:
Political Verse
Todays Good DeedToday’s Good Deed
In your open hand
I placed a red rose petal upon it
You looked up at me in puzzlement
Curiosity won over fear
I replied “ the...
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Categories:
ummm, abuse, art, death, hero,
Form:
Couplet
Climates of Ballistic ManagementSenator Fuller,
a permaculture designer
turned architect of exterior landscapes
then public sector architect
of EarthShip cooperative interior landscapes,
is with us today
to tell us about why he supports Sanders,
at...
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Categories:
ummm, destiny, earth, health, humor,
Form:
Prose Poetry